Friend 1: What Do You Call A Cow With No Legs
Friend 2: I Dont Know What?
Friend 1: Ground Beef
Friend 2: Cmon That Was A Laurence Joke
Friend 2: I Dont Know What?
Friend 1: Ground Beef
Friend 2: Cmon That Was A Laurence Joke
by UrbanEel November 12, 2016
A joke-off is when someone in a group of friends, a party, or the office tells a joke, normally a very lame one. Then, someone else counters with another joke. Then, the first person replies with another joke. Ad infinium...
During these proceeds, another person may interject with a joke. At this point, it becomes a joke free-for-all. Normal, sane people are advised to flee the vicinity as quickly as possible.
It is also quite possible that the level of taste and decency in the jokes tumbles very soon after the first one is told.
During these proceeds, another person may interject with a joke. At this point, it becomes a joke free-for-all. Normal, sane people are advised to flee the vicinity as quickly as possible.
It is also quite possible that the level of taste and decency in the jokes tumbles very soon after the first one is told.
Person 1: Hey, listen to this: Why did the chicken cross the road...
Person 2: I know one - There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman...
Person 1: That reminds me of another joke: How many people does it take to change a lightbulb...
Person 3: Hey, I've got one! There was this blonde woman...
Everybody else: Nooo! It's a Joke-off!! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP!!!!!!
Person 2: I know one - There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman...
Person 1: That reminds me of another joke: How many people does it take to change a lightbulb...
Person 3: Hey, I've got one! There was this blonde woman...
Everybody else: Nooo! It's a Joke-off!! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP!!!!!!
by Ryuuichi August 11, 2009
When a joke is told, and is utterly pointless and unassuming for all parties involved, bar the teller.
Someone: Hey guys, how's it going?
Ajay: Just doing a bit of heroin. Hashtag banter.
Someone: .... (leaves)
That is an Ajay Joke
Ajay: Just doing a bit of heroin. Hashtag banter.
Someone: .... (leaves)
That is an Ajay Joke
by CheekyNandosdotcom May 18, 2015
adj.
1. A female who flaunts her stuff or her "candy" like she is the shit but by the end of the night she IS a "joke."
2. A female who usually presents with fake breasts, large hair, designer shit, and usually wears inappropriate high heals.
3. A female who is way overrated.
1. A female who flaunts her stuff or her "candy" like she is the shit but by the end of the night she IS a "joke."
2. A female who usually presents with fake breasts, large hair, designer shit, and usually wears inappropriate high heals.
3. A female who is way overrated.
-"That broad is such a candy joke. Her body is a 10 but her bedroom skills are a 0."
-"I wouldn't waste a rubber on that candy joke."
-"I wouldn't waste a rubber on that candy joke."
by Hoaxy May 08, 2007
NOUN: Something for stupid people to post as their Facebook status, that they think is hilarious but truly sucks camel diyuk; sometimes followed by (U wudnt kno) or (INSIDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
by Carlos Mom March 16, 2010
An amos joke that is not funny what so ever. A host is needed with a few people to ignore the joke. No one is harmed, an example of commensalism.
John: Guys who the hell would wanna be a truck driver? All they do is drive eat and jackoff.
Hyun: What the fuck that was an amos joke.
Hyun: What the fuck that was an amos joke.
by Hyun Pan Kaj January 13, 2009
Joke starring allegedly dumb Texas A & M types. Cf. Polish joke, Newfie jokes in Canada (see Newfie left; Portuguese jokes in Brazil.
by octopod December 02, 2003