by XdXd123 February 4, 2017

<.7.9.7.6.> There Is One Actress Who Really Smells Like Lewd Acts And her Name Is "'Lauren Ash'"<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.> There Is One Actress Who Really Smells Like Lewd Acts And her Name Is "'Lauren Ash'"<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

me- man he was just acting like a beagle
friend- a beagle?
me- like snoopy.
friend- ah he was snoopin thru ur shit? thats crazy
friend- a beagle?
me- like snoopy.
friend- ah he was snoopin thru ur shit? thats crazy
by lunaiscool December 3, 2023

Noun: A gun, most commonly a semiautomatic handgun.
Synonyms: Chopper, Iron, Gat, Strap.
Available in calibers from .17HMR - .50AE
Most typically, choice in caliber directly corresponds to amount of compensation for penis size. (See also: Micropenis)
Synonyms: Chopper, Iron, Gat, Strap.
Available in calibers from .17HMR - .50AE
Most typically, choice in caliber directly corresponds to amount of compensation for penis size. (See also: Micropenis)
The Act Right: A gun.
People start running their mouth and talking wreckless, but once I jerk that pistol and get ready to do work they all the sudden wanna act right.
People start running their mouth and talking wreckless, but once I jerk that pistol and get ready to do work they all the sudden wanna act right.
by ItsNotCalledFreebreeze January 21, 2019

Tom: Bro, It's Act Up October and Stacy is making me fucking act up.
John: Yeah, she making act up too.
John: Yeah, she making act up too.
by HoodedWhiteCrewmate October 8, 2020

In essence, when one is acting like a granola bar, it means that they are acting in an unstable and unprecedented manner, that it evokes concern to all individuals nearby. Like Nature Valley Granola Bars, which tend to disintegrate easily. If an individual's mental health and overall lifestyle is showing signs of decline and instability, one could say that they are acting like a granola bar. In closure, to act like a granola bar means that you are fucking Wilding and acting crazy asf.
Person 1 background: recently lost their job, about to be evicted, has gotten numerous restraining orders in the last few days, hasn't taken care of their hygiene in a long ass time, and is doing black tar heroin on the double.
"Hey bro, you see that thicc ass Boulder near the highway?"
Person 2: "yeah what about it?"
Person 1: " yo we should like totally drive full speed towards it, it would be like so poggers lol"
Person 2:" imma be real with you, you have been acting like a granola bar recently, I think we should have an intervention"
"Hey bro, you see that thicc ass Boulder near the highway?"
Person 2: "yeah what about it?"
Person 1: " yo we should like totally drive full speed towards it, it would be like so poggers lol"
Person 2:" imma be real with you, you have been acting like a granola bar recently, I think we should have an intervention"
by reformedshibainu January 14, 2022

by ILovePoetry November 3, 2017
