Sam's Wood

Sam's Wood is no ordinary wood. It is strong and well polished. It smells... it smells of rich mahogany. It's sturdiness belays its noble elegance. But do not understimate Sam's Wood, for as easily as it can be used as a weapon of divine judgement, Sam's Wood can also be used as a dispenser of pleasure and ecstasy.

"Sam's Wood is far superior to Roy's Wood or even Andrew's Wood"

-Peter, Keeper of the IWAFOBJSM

by keeperofthewood September 1, 2011

Sam Bailey

A special child that likes to scream racial slurs when creepers blow up his Minecraft house.

Guy 1: Wow, Sam Bailey must have seen another creeper
Guy 2: Yeah, he's said the N word a couple times now...

by Flarebeboolin June 17, 2018

Sam Chaser

Someone who would literally do anything for Sam, Anything just to be as close to him as possible, like a relationship but unstated.

Thomas is a Sam chaser.

by Yaayaayeet April 10, 2019

Sam Badnell

unwanted underfed pet. lives off of his own mucus. eats ham and is a fish. always ginger.

hey look its Sam Badnell. retard alert!

by rimmeforasausage May 20, 2019

Sam Adams

The finest American Beer, and my write-in for president

I drank a sixxer of Sam during the Pats game

by Ben December 13, 2004

Sam Dance

A dance that can only be preformed whilst being drunk.

Normally one goes into a half squat while thrusting hips in every general direction. The arms must be held limp in front of the body and moved in a pendulum like manner. Slow steps may also be taken to move around the dance floor.

Look at Sam doing the Sam Dance.

by Braderoar June 2, 2008

Microsoft sam

a funny voice inside microsoft's Awesome XP.
If you type in ''soi'', its a roflcopter.
If you type in ''crotch'', you get Crowsnest.
its funny

Jim: Hey Tom, Bob, and Bill! Look at this!
Microsoft Sam: soi crotch soi crotch
Tom: ROFL
Bob: LMAO
Bill: ROFLMAOWEABSWWXFOTVBIIGTWXFANBISTSOOY!!!

by u2dvdbono August 26, 2010