Driving Braille

When in a car with someone else driving, and the driver starts driving over the bumps on the lane divider, you can yell out "Driving Braille!", in an indication that he is driving over the bumps, creating a rapid bump bump bump noise.

(Braille is the bumpy writing that vision-impaired people use to read)

John is driving back from a late concert through semi-windy roads with Jill in the passenger seat, John starts driving over the lane divider which causes the car to mildly vibrate and a rapid bump bump sound to start.

Jill: "Driving Braille much?"
John: "Shuttup I'm tired"

by JoeBCC June 13, 2008

drive-by friending

The sending of a friend request on Facebook or other social networking site without including any information on who you are or how you know the recipient.

There were twenty mutual friends listed, but I never heard the name before and they didn't include a note identifying themselves. So I rejected it as a drive-by friending.

by Mike in Buffalo June 1, 2010

hard drive

that dirty little thing in Bill gates pants that he always wants cleaned by those expensive bus stop hookers.

Bill gates asked crackhead mandy to "clean out" his hard drive for him.

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

driving loop

Another name for the course traveled during the blunt ride, used when speaking in front of parents, pigs...etc

Josh-yo are we going to go on that blunt ride now?

Me- Shut the Fuck up josh, my moms in the other room, if she asks what you were talking about just say its a driving loop..

by Jigga Jerm May 12, 2006

Tieman Drive

A street that will fulfill all of your wildest dreams.

I go to Tieman Drive every once in a while to see my Indian man.

by Melanie July 14, 2003

drive safe

What some people say as a generic salutation when parting company instead of saying what they really want to say, such as fuck off or something to the same effect. Generally reserved for those who are not cared about in the least bit or are despised to the core of their being.

Alright, ok, you too, drive safe.

(..fuck off..)

*waves

by infiniti December 9, 2008

Self Drive

A 'self drive' is a name used by tv/film crews for a local actor that is a bit too big for there britches. Usually a 'self drive' is only a small part of the production. However they demand far too much attention, are hard to please and take themselves far too seriously. They are a general pain in the ass for the costume, hair, make-up, props department and assistant directors who try to assist them. They are far more trouble than the principle actors that are driven to work by a cast driver.

"Just who the hell does that actor think she is? I've altered her costume three times and she's still bitching. Fucking Self Drive."

"That Self Drive has caused me more grief in one day that the lead actors have in a month."

by two legs December 18, 2007