Twitter Douche

A douchebag that acts like a douche on twitter by putting up douchey pics or making douchey comments. Douchebags have been made famous by a site called MaterialBITCH.

Myspace Douche, Facebook Douche, Twitter Douche, MaterialBITCH

by mB-MaterialBITCH October 8, 2009

douche mongrel

one who irritates the hell out of you; see also: asshole, dickwad, douche bag

dude, you're such a douche mongrel.

by Ryan January 8, 2004

Douche Pilot

Someone who flies the average level of doucheness to a whole new level at a ground breaking speed.

James:Hey Alex, how have you been?

Alex:I beat my dog this morning, and then I pre-ordered the new season of Jersey Shore. So far it has been a pretty productive day!

James:You are such a douche pilot.

by James Lavine is from Southwick September 22, 2010

Douche Pump

One who engages in douche-like activities.

Yeah, that guy. You see the one wearing four popped collars? He's a big fucking douche pump.

by Dembo34 July 1, 2008

Gallon Douche

That douche bag that goes to classes with a gallon jug of water or some other liquid. The need for this kind of hydration in a class that at most will be in session 3 hours, is excessive for any human being, even Michael Phelps.

"That guy brought a gallon of water to ENG 101? Really? What a Gallon Douche"

"Man, that guy looks like such a douche carrying that gallon of water across the quad. We should call him a Gallon Douche"

by mikedaman82000 March 31, 2010

Douche boob

A douche boob is a person who is not quite a douche bag, however, at the moment they deserve some kind of name calling. Douche rack for plural.

Tim: Whoa! He just spilled his drank all over her.
Adam: What a douche boob! HEY! YOU ARE A DOUCHE BOOB!
Tim: Ya, but he definitely is not a douche bag.

by timDadamH February 24, 2011

Douche-pocalypse

When a non douche is in a surrounding area of a bunch of douches.

Coined by Barney Stinson 5/10/10 (How I Met Your Mother)

Barney-- "One word made up, Douche-pocalypse."

by Raiken May 11, 2010