Catch-69

When you can’t have sex because your partner is mad, but your partner is mad because you can’t have sex

Guy standing behind a podium: man I’m not prepared to back that ass up for my worms with polio charity speech

Yossarian: *whispers in his ear* B O N E R

Guy behind podium: AW SHIT NUGGETS, LOOKS LIKE I’VE FALLEN VICTIM TO THE OLE CATCH-69

Podium: *flips over violently and explodes sending wood fragments cascading throughout the auditorium*

Dunbar: my wife not sex with me

The end…?

Bugs bunny: ehh, SMARTPHOWNED.com

Asian street market vendor scratching her balls raising 2 kids on her own on account of 3rd world corruption wanting me to be her Dane cook: it was all a dream

Snow globe: farts

by Doomguy44 May 18, 2023

Pretendo 69

Terminology apparently used by Sony 'trollls' during the late 1990's as an insult to the Nintendo 64.

The Pretendo 69 is total ass, it ain't got shit on the Playstation!

Joe: "In response to all the the Sony trollls who call the Nintendo 64 the Pretendo 69, I urge everyone who's sick of this to refer to the Sony Playstation as the Phony Playshitstation

by TractorJacked November 5, 2022

poop 69

You're probably the boredest person on earth.

Jim: Hey John! I just signed up on Youtube and I chose poop 69 for my username.
John: -_-

by Tristan reads the dictionary February 1, 2022

.swaggy.69

literally the funniest person and so so so hot. super sexy and they are the best

dude did you see .swaggy.69 she’s so hot

by NOT.swaggy.69 February 22, 2021

rocket 69

When you both blast off at the same during the sex position 69!

My boyfriend and I totally did rocket 69 last night. 3.. 2.. 1.. blast off!!! 🚀

by ZND June 17, 2022

69 Dicktip

When two males are 69ing and only sucking eachothers dicktips

Yo Jude Marmaduke, you wanna 69 dicktip?

by analbeads4lyfee January 2, 2011

route 69

When 2 people, preferably a guy and girl, have 69 with the girl on the bottom. When he jizzums, he turns around in a sitting position with his butt on the girl's face. Then he wipes his asshole on her face to her chest, make route 69.

EWWWW! you did route 69 ith your mom?!

by OWF March 16, 2005