don't be shy put some more

what you say to dunkin donuts workers when you want more.

charli: don't be shy put some more
dunkin worker: *puts more*

by um i don't know March 10, 2020

tapped more times than an ipad

When a girl has had sex with a bunch of dudes.

Tommy: Yo, I'm thinkin bout gettin wit Jacob's sister.
John: Nah, man. She's been tapped more times than an ipad.

by J-Rock_Darkpoint September 11, 2011

More ass than a toilet seat

Implying that this "pimp" get's more action than you could ever imagine. Often used by poseurs, and white people that can't rap.* Perfect comeback- You get as much ass as a urinal. Snap.

*Just kidding.

<Idiot> Your gay.
<Not an idiot> You've probably never even made out with anyone.
<Idiot> You kiddin'? I get more ass than a toilet seat.
<Not an idiot> Yeah, right. You get as much ass as a urinal.
<Idiot> Your gay.

by Sw0rdPh1sh September 11, 2006

I More Than Like you

A less aggressive way to say, "I love you."
Kind of leading up to love. Like on your way from "like" to "love."

Me: I really like you.
Dave: I MORE than like you.
Me: I love you.
Dave: Yeah, I love you too.

by Harrison's Girl April 01, 2020

More gay than jizz on a mustache.

Extremely gay.

Justin's shirt is more gay than jizz on a mustache.

by Chris Council January 27, 2009

More chance of shitting in the queens handbag

There is a very slim possibility the task you would like to perform, will be completed satisfactory.

"Breeding Mongolian Traffic wardens with a hybrid Bagder to create a kung fu red blooded super race?!" -

"You got more chance of shitting in the queens handbag!"

by Professional Biscuit Thief December 10, 2009

Wiped more than I shit

When your efforts were greater than what was produced of it.

Harry: Hey Lloyd! How's that new job going at the Chrysler plant?

Lloyd: I worked like a dog for scraps, I wiped more than I shit!

by BeakerBryan January 21, 2020