motor-psyched 

When you notice what appears as an empty space in a parking lot full of parked vehicles, only to momentarily find out a motorcycle or sometimes a much smaller vehicle is parked there as you drive your vehicle closer to the space when you try to take that spot.

A play on the word "motorcycle" and the phrase "Psyche!"

I saw a free-looking spot to park. Then I got motor-psyched, so I had to keep looking for a different spot.

motor-psyched by Xaxamos May 13, 2022

Karaoke Psychosis 

a alcohol induced mental affliction which beguiles the sudferer into believing that between his fourth rum and coke and his sixth trip to the men's room he acquired the ability to sing.

Although frequently associated with karaoke, the affliction can accur anywhere industrial quantities of alcohol are consumed, music is played, and assholes abound.

Suddenly he could sing everything better than the original artists like he was touched by a Muse, but he was just suffering from karaoke psychosis.

Karaoke Psychosis by thearchangelofsex May 18, 2022

Bedran Psychological Disorder

When someone pretends to be a masculine human being by living a life with a Joker belief and watching hisself masturbate in front of mirror. People often don’t realize their behavior until they start doing this weird shit at public places for example in a lift of a building or just a mirror glass at the train station. People who suffer this disease are having issues with strangers in streets because they get punished for their uncommon and antisocial actions. They don’t want to comprehend the very truth of being mentally ill so they get a strange autism out of nowhere.

Man put your small penis back inside your poor pocket are you having the bedran disease?! - Bedran Psychological Disorder

Bedran Psychological Disorder by 1Unknown User3 July 5, 2022

Political Psychosis 

The state in which a person, in light of immense political, polarization, becomes incoherent, unlogical, and stops thinking when arguing their points. Becoming purely angry for the sake of anger and aggression.

Symptoms may include sensitivity to certain subjects, random outbursts, name calling, refusing to acknowledge the other side's argument; and not being able to identify the difference between a calm rebuttal and a whiny reply.

The reporter had clearly fallen into a state of political psychosis after baseless claim after another followed by name calling of opponents, no matter how calm.

Political Psychosis by kels412 July 23, 2022

ABSOLUTE PSYCHO 

Okay, if I... if I chop you up in a meat grinder, and the only thing that comes out, that's left of you, is your eyeball, you'r- you're PROBABLY DEAD! You're probably going to - not *you,* I'm just sayin', like, if you- if somebody were to, like, push you into a meat grinder, and, like, your- one of your *finger bones* is still intact, they're not gonna pick it up and go, "Well see, yeah it wasn't deadly, it wasn't an instant kill move! You still got, like, this part of your finger left!" NO I'M NOT GONNA PUT YOU INTO A MEAT GRINDER. I'M NOT GONNA PUT YOU INTO A MEAT GRINDER. NO. I'm making a *reference* to the fact that, like, if I, like, if I were to get fucking KILLED... I don't know, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'. If- if- okay, if you were to- okay we're gonna take humans out of this, if alien Globgobglobgo 1 fuckin' shoots a disintegrating ray at alien Globglo 2, if there's only fucking *TEETH LEFT,* it's- it's fucking *you're dead, you're dead*.

"If I were to put you in a meat grinder," goddamnit, it's so fucked up! You understand what I'm sayin' though, I'm not actually saying that I'm going to put somebody in a *meat grinder,* goddamnit. Whatever.

That ABSOLUTE FUCKING PSYCHO THREATENED TO PUT ME IN A MEAT GRINDER. ABSOLUTE PSYCHO MEANS JERMA985.

ABSOLUTE PSYCHO by TwitchChatReal1984 August 10, 2022

htt ps:/ /my.urbandictionary. c o m/add.php 

if you dont know what this get help

i went on to htt ps:/ /my.urbandictionary. c o m/add.php to submit random things to annoy the website

why?
why not?
because its annoying someone and its not nice to annoy people
and do i care?
i hope
no.

htt ps:/ /my.urbandictionary. c o m/add.php by doge is me October 28, 2022

zdizy psells 

Da way you might spell da term if you were writing it down while you were in da middle of one or more of said woozy intervals.

I mhigt be expreniecing a few minor zdizy psells, but that's all --- I'm difenitely not so think as you drunk I am.

zdizy psells by QuacksO August 31, 2022