Albino Raccoon Mask

When you fill a person's eye sockets (either your own or a partner) with cum, so that it looks like they have white rings around their eyes.

Dude, I busted a nut so hard that I shot my load into my own eyes. It looked like I had an albino raccoon mask.

by jimmy tard January 30, 2014

fart rack

When a man farts while sitting with his legs closed and the fart is of such magnatude that the air passes upwards past his balls with such force that it racks him.

Dude: "Uuuuggghhh!"

Dude2: "Dude, are you ok?"

Dude: "Man, I just fart racked myself".

by 601baddawg February 22, 2014

Sausage Race

A race to stuff as much penis in or around one's mouth.

"Wu Tang just witnessed his first sausage race and his face looked priceless. "

by Nags_R_us1 March 7, 2014

highway race

When two (or more) cars engage in an illegal street race that takes place on a highway. There are two ways to stat a highway race. If you flash your high beams at another car, the race is instantly started. Or you can do a count down by honking your car's horn three times.

I just got a new turbocharger for my ride. Whadda you say we do a highway race tonight?

by Mad_Matt March 10, 2014

a rachel

Pulling a 'Rachel' involves consuming enough alcohol to dissolve all moral values and exiting a party, only to re-enter, and plant a smooch on the first male figure in the room. Then, later actually fall in love with this lucky man and live happily ever after.

"She sure pulled a rachel last night, she lip-locked the first boy she saw--thankfully they married after"

by jklgfghfghbjknk October 27, 2013

binge race

The act of recklessly drinking an atrocious amount of strawberry vodka, in the effort to substantially reduce your lifespan.

Karl: Some cock swagler fired me today.
Phil: That's more fucked up than a football bat.
Karl: I think I may just turn emo...
Phil: Dude it's binge race!

by Freep88 April 13, 2014

techno-racism

The event where a piece of hardware or software limits functionality based on race. Sometimes due to primitive technology or developer oversight.

1. My black friend can't play Eye Toy Play on the Playstation 2 due to his dark skin not being detected by the camera. This game is techno-racism at its finest.

by superllama May 13, 2014