Virginius Simpus

A condition where the a member of the male species is denied the privilege of intercourse due to not possessing the skill to be a dominating alpha member of society. They are forced to treat the female members as a Goddess rather than an equal.

Yo why is this guy simping for the streamer? I think he's got the Virginius Simpus.

by Not_Craftt May 22, 2020

Ghost Simpin

"Simpin over someone who you dont talk to or know you exist."

Cecilia: " ugh hes so hot"

Me: "why you ghost simpin??? He doesnt even know you."

by Apimp.4.simps July 2, 2020

Homer Simpson

I know damn right you did not just look up Homer Simpson

Dude watch The Simpsons on Fox then you will know who the fuck Homer Simpson is

by Puss_bot June 1, 2020

exclusively simping

Not talking but off limits to everyone and seeing where things go.

Will is exclusively simping for Soley.

by whorewecum June 18, 2020

Subconscious Simpin

When you start Simpin on another man’s girl without realizing it because you are jealous of loosing your girl to somebody else.

Nico has a bad case of subconscious Simpin when I took his girl.

by Rhombus and Co. August 20, 2020

The Simple Server

The Simple Server is a place to make friends with two owners, one is Eros who is very hard working and a good person, second is me, Matt who is “The Best Owner”

We should go to The Simple Server and make some friends!

by ABsnnannna August 21, 2020

Super Simptember

Super Simptember is an alternate version of No Simp September, where you may simp for whoever you like, no matter who you are. There's no failing this month long challenge as long as you're simping for at least one person, real or fake.

John: "Didn't you hear? it's No Simp September."
Bob: "No, it's fine, I'm participating in Super Simptember."

by Hiyoko Saionji September 17, 2020