Give to me your penis

When you require his penis but he has declined your polite request so now it shall be taken forcefully

Give to me your penis No ok mort take it from him

by Definitely not Schteevo1 June 27, 2022

Why are you telling me

Used when some idiot says something irrelevant, nobody asked for or just completely stupid. originated in greensprings school lekki.

Him: I went to Jamaica last year
Other person: Oh my God nice but why are you telling me
Him: **middle finger**

by SirDae January 6, 2021

Hooker you need me

Phrase originated from California prison/jail system. Used when a person makes a comment and the response requires verbal validation that the other person is necessary for whatever is going on/going to happen.

Ram: So is the party a go for Saturday?
Chris: Yeah, but I was hoping you would be the designated driver...
Ram: Hooker you need me.
Chris: F*ck you...

by Skwhirl May 16, 2013

Bass has got me

The act of bass hitting one so hard that is actually causes an erected pen1s. In broader terms, any situation when the p3n1s is solid aka non flaccid.

1.
Sam - "Trusst, this tune is 'ard!"
Sean - "Ooah, bass has got me!"

2.
Sam - "One for you cuz"
Sean - "No no, bass will get me"

by ilstevo:) March 17, 2011

let me do it for you

A meme involving the long nosed 'Borzoi' dog.

Eminem: yo kanye where is my jewish friend
Kanye (made graduation): im not sure! lets find him
Borzoi: let me do it for you! kermeeet.
Kanye & Eminem: Awesome Sauce!

by better qwintuples January 27, 2023

Beat the Bitch Outta Me

V: To exercise past the point of not wanting to workout: to workout with the intent of breaking one's own weak will. To focus primarily on the mental aspect of a workout in order to extend the limits of one's mental endurance.

Ben: What are you doing today?

James: I'm going to the gym to beat the bitch outta me.

Ben: You'll be there awhile, I imagine.

James: farts and walks away

by Centauri Soldier November 2, 2010

whats you got for me

whats you got for me - chavs shout this to passers by and often feel there ''pockets''

'' yo yo yo whats ya got for mi dirty greb?''

by nik brennan May 13, 2005