Calendario made the whole hood mad just cause he wouldn't buy tin foil. WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST BUY THE TIN FOIL. J.J. and I would be like "THIS SOME ROSEMARY'S BABY SHIT!" I never fucked J.J. but tbh I would now however I am already Tones' wife lol okayyyy byeeee.
by kcsknowsbest February 7, 2022
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You can give yourself a baby penis by:
grabbing a dog by the nipples (all 6), and proceed to shove the nipples in your ass well squeezing your rectum, this will make your dog lactate into your ass, this will act as lubricant for the next part
Next grab a baby, and shove it in your ass (head first) until it starts to come out the other end and get lodged in your penis
Then next time someone insults you by saying you have a baby penis, ejaculate the baby out to prove that they are literally correctly and thus your not offended by there insult
You can give yourself a baby penis by:
grabbing a dog by the nipples (all 6), and proceed to shove the nipples in your ass well squeezing your rectum, this will make your dog lactate into your ass, this will act as lubricant for the next part
Next grab a baby, and shove it in your ass (head first) until it starts to come out the other end and get lodged in your penis
Then next time someone insults you by saying you have a baby penis, ejaculate the baby out to prove that they are literally correctly and thus your not offended by there insult
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Get the Baby Mama-o-rama mug.Traditionally, baby splashdowns are given only for the family's first child, and only men are invited to party.
It’s a male version of the much tamer baby shower (these are held during the day and guests flick cotton wool balls into a cooking pot, give gifts and there’s normally a botchy row).
The pending Father convenes in a pub with his male friends and conduct a last big ‘Leo Sayer’ before the birth of a child.
Ideally the Father will not return home that evening.
It’s a male version of the much tamer baby shower (these are held during the day and guests flick cotton wool balls into a cooking pot, give gifts and there’s normally a botchy row).
The pending Father convenes in a pub with his male friends and conduct a last big ‘Leo Sayer’ before the birth of a child.
Ideally the Father will not return home that evening.
“That’s it done - a classic Baby Splashdown - am so hungover but I’ve had my last big night before I pretend at being some sort of Dad….oh Lord!”
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