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At erikas after prom party Ashley and Phil wanted to fuck. Their friend kaitlyn didnt want them to and started to cock block phil. Then drunk Sipes came up from the basement and pulled kaitlyn away from phil and ashley so they can get to it. Sipes was the cock block blocker hookin phil up with some pussy that night.
by Sipes May 17, 2005
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lesbian cock sucker

Used to describe so called lesbians that enjoy sucking and getting fucked with dildos, prosthetic cocks or strap-ons until climax.

Used to describe a lesbian that craves real cock after realizing how good a dildo or strap-on feels/felt up her twat, dunghole, mouth and tits.

These so called lesbian cock suckers also decide to turn "bi or straight" because now they crave, want and need real cock.

Anne Heche was a lissy for dating Ellen Degeneres but is now the example/meaning of a lesbian cock sucker. Anne realized that she's cuckoo for real cock instead of Ellen's hairy strap-on with balls.
1. Lesbian cock suckers are funny!, despite having no attraction for male genitalia, they enjoy strap-on's up their mouth, ass, pussy and between their tits.

2. Lesbian cock suckers also enjoy fingers up their cunt and arse.

3. Lesbo #1: Hey, that lesbian cock sucker is giving us real lesbians a bad name.

Lesbo # 2: Totally, real lesbians enjoy pussy and tits not a strap-on, dildo or prosthetic.

Lesbo #1: I'd rather respect, date or befriend a lesbian whore hound instead of a yucky lesbian cock sucker.

Lesbo #2: Yeah, lesbian cock suckers are yucky and usually dump you for real cock but at least a lesbian whore hound is true to pussy & tits.
by Not a lesbian cock sucker October 29, 2006
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Rapid Cock Movement

a state of sleep that recurs cyclically several times during a normal period of sleep and that is characterized by random fast cock movements and pelvic thrusts.
Bob was in bed with Jane. Bob had several cases of rapid cock movement which Jane enjoyed.
by RapidCockMovement March 28, 2010
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Grandfather cock block

I was hitting on this fine looking nurse at the old folks home when my grandma told her about me being unemployed.

me: "nice Grandfather cock block g-ma!"

G-ma: "shut up and drink your ovaltine"
by silvershamus February 22, 2011
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Auto-cock-blocker

1. A straight female that has something about her that automatically prevents her from getting sex.

2. A straight female that always says or does something stupid that prevents her from getting sex.
1. Stacy has a mustache thicker than her boyfriend's. She's not gonna get laid; that's a turnoff. She's an auto-cock-blocker.

OR

2. Tracy is so pretty, but she's weird! She says random stuff like "my hamster talks to me at night." When boys hear that, they freak out. She's an auto-cock-blocker.
by PrincessR December 8, 2009
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Organic Cock Glove

She is just a life support for her old organic cock glove.
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by Right.Dave January 22, 2011
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Corn Cobbed Cock

Having genital warts or blisters covering ones penis and having hair growing from them.
Dude I banged this chick last night and i woke up with some serious corn cobbed cock...
by Team Anchorage August 29, 2010
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