ellie wilson

the hottest fucking girl in the world

“holy shit have you seen ellie wilson?!” “yes bro she’s so hot”

by hottie bar March 7, 2021

Harvey Wilson

Harvey Wilson religiously tapes his testicles to his arms in hopes of pleasing his mistress anjellica. He has also been known to staple bananas to the peaks of his stiffened nipples in order to distract from his gloriously beautiful good looks.

"Has anyone seen where the tape and bananas I just bought went to?"

"Well if Harvey Wilson is here he's probably to blame although who can blame the beautiful bastard."

by Hahasquid December 9, 2014

Wilson

1) Being autistic .
2) Stealing

3) Buying overpriced stuff and claims he's under the Financial Assistance Scheme.

1) why the fuck are u being so Wilson ??
2) John just Wilson-ed your money.
3) Hey! I just WILSON-ED a bag at Bugis Junction!

by WilsonTheAutisticBuckTooth April 26, 2017

Wilson

Respectful, sophisticated term you can give your penis.

(Formal version of "Willy")

The name Wilson ranks right up there with Johnson and Richard!

by ferdii6069 June 3, 2016

The Wilson

When you whip your girls period blood off your dick and smack her ass to make a hand print and yell "WWWIILLLSSSOOOOONNN"

Bitch said we cant have sex cuz im on the rag. I gave her the wilson and split.

by Tom Spanks August 30, 2022

Wilson Coggins

Megan's BF

Wilson Coggins loves Megan

by Jamie Coggins March 8, 2022

Wilson

The guy in your group of friend that always makes an excuse to not hang out

“ I called mike to meet me for a drink, but that mother fucker wilsoned it and didnt show

by Skizeast December 18, 2018