Twitch on the floor

To freak out or spazz out; to get mad or shocked by surprise.

When your dad finds out he's gonna start twitching on the floor.
~or~
When I meet him I'll be twitching on the floor.

by Clayluver April 9, 2004

teitzel

aka, awesome or one who makes shoes from the faces of small children

yo...this chick be teitzel...nah mean

by Jess** August 3, 2007

twitcha

a girl who shakes her booty a lot in the public, parties etc.

that girls a twitcha man

by ?-_-? December 26, 2008

twit

Short for ,
That's what I was/am Thinking
Usually uttered when you realize that you and the person/s you are talking/hanging out with have the exact same thought, at the same time.

T....I'm hungry...lets get some dinner
L.....Dude, thats what I was thinking
T & L Twit! thats what I was thinking

by teenyj July 7, 2008

Twit-back

When, for reasons beyond your control, you must revoke an update you entered on your Twitter account.

My twitter entry (in jest): ‘Wanting to foray into politics, thinking about selling a seat on the Metro-Urban Fellowship Leadership Committee to the highest bidder.’

A random co-worker (later, by the water cooler): “Haha, I saw your twitter entry! That’s so hilarious!”

Me: “Try telling that to the boss. He made me Twit-back. Jerk!”

by Veronica & Jughead January 16, 2009

TWITBWNSS

That's what I thought, but was not so sure

A: "does SIAM get $500/year from national or $500/term?"
B: "Year, IIRC."
A: "TWITBWNSS"

by waldo the impaler April 4, 2009

twitchlock

when watching a scary or disturbing scene and having any muscle tense and tight though it all

after watching the end of 'audition', my ass was twitchlocked

by calavera1102 June 5, 2009