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Titty Pits

Refers to the crevice located beneath moobs where sweat and dead skin cells create a playground for bacteria, and can create body odor unlike any armpit.
"What's that smell? Are you wearing deodorant at all?"
"Yes, I am... *sniff sniff* Oh, it's my titty pits."
by LiLi Shmet May 23, 2010
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Titty Tickets

Bead necklaces that often come from parades and that later one can exchange for a viewing of female breasts
He had so many titty tickets that we saw boobs all night!
by Bella Baby 0143 July 26, 2013
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Titty Litter

The mess of glitter, smeared make-up, shame, and coconut scent left behind by a stripper after a lap dance.
I went home after a wild night, and my wife bitched about all the titty litter on my face.
by ricklesspi November 8, 2013
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titty goblin

1: A smaller man that is obsessed with knocking large breasts around and just getting in there for hours.

2: To Gobble or Gobbling on some large breasts. Really getting in there.
1: That guy is crazy in to cleavage. He is a huge titty goblin

2: Guy 1 - That girls melons are massive!

Guy 2 - If I was with her i'd be titty goblin

Guy 1 - Spend all my days livin up in there.

Guy 2 - I'd be like "gobble gobble gobble!"
by Rammz February 26, 2014
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Titty Exam

What you do to a girl to determine size if you're blind or horny.
1. Slap her titties.
2. See if they move.
3. Run if she noticed.
* If her boobs do not move, she is either flat-chested or......you slapped the wrong spot.
* If you're blind and try this, be sure you hear a girl's voice while you're doing it.
Man: "Need a titty exam?"

Lady: "What's that?"

Man: "I'll show you."
by RebelDroomzyD June 30, 2014
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titty milkshake

when your girlfriend gives you a milkshake that is made of titty milk
Hey baby want a milkshake
Yes I do

Well its gonna taste real good
It tastes like tits
Well its a titty milkshake
by JDF149 March 1, 2015
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titty blasted

When you chew on a girl's tits after a big night of house music.
E.g - "yeah I totally titty blasted this girl Franki after Shiba San"
by The boob man March 12, 2015
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