Noob Tube

A term for the shotgun in Halo2. Any weapon called noob is actually a good weapon that players simply can't combat. This is due to suckage of the highest caliber. Or the lowest.

aids1214: Goshdamnit! You killed me w/ the noob tube!

spyderzer0: Suck it, kid. You just can't hang with me.

Noob Tube by Wes G. December 26, 2005

blubber tube 

someone who is extrodinarily fat.

Josh Dawson is a large blubber tube.

blubber tube by Laughing Bun September 2, 2005

Jefferies Tube 

Star Trek slang for a woman's vagina.

Came from the Jefferies tubes on the Enterprise, the small, narrow maintenance shafts into which Scotty could barely fit.

"He gently massages your gel packs while he replicates some lube, Then he shoves his throbbing razor beast into your Jefferies tube" -Voltaire, The Sexy Data Tango

Jefferies Tube by MagnusMjoi October 12, 2010

Tit Tube 

This is a tube usualy made of glass, 10 inches long and 4 inches in circumfrence. There are also designer tit tubes made by designers know as, Purple Death, Breast Sock 56, and Cuffle Pull. Women stuff their breasts into these tubes to give their breasts a more stylish look, and resembles a sock.

I gave my breasts a fantastic look, they look just like my grandfathers tube socks!

Tit Tube by Egon Strangler December 13, 2003

dirt-tube commuter 

A homosexual man

Chad over there? Yeah, he's a dirt-tube commuter in the worst way.

dirt-tube commuter by Anonymous January 19, 2003

squeezing the tube of toothpaste 

1:a euphonism for what happens at staff parties at the queens place in england

"dude, squeeze my tube of toothpaste."

squeezing the tube of toothpaste by Tim November 20, 2003

smoke the tube 

The act of blowing some kind of smoke(cigarette,pot,etc...)through usually a papertowel tube to entice a small rodent into someone's anus for sexual pleasure. Usually a gay experience for the recepient not the rodent.

Hey Ted why don't you smoke the tube to get the gerbil in my ass.

OK!

That was great, now what do I do with the dead rodent in my anus?

smoke the tube by Holly1 January 10, 2007