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by ANTMAN122333 August 8, 2025
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Beaver Goons

A gang of beavers proficient in beating the bazinga out of human offspring.
Tyrone hired an army of beaver goons to exercise the concept of a lack of living, breathing, or otherly activities.
by Remathen July 28, 2021
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Ghost Gooning

Ghost Gooning- The act of jerking off publicly without anybody knowing.
I was in the car with my family the other day and Ghost Gooned.

Ghost Gooning- Secretley getting off with nobody noticing or knowing.
by FuttBucker9000 July 26, 2025
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Pedo-Gooning

Scrolling throught the comments section on a child instagram reel.
I was caught Pedo-gooning behind the school sheds.
by AdolfJizzler June 2, 2024
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Getting gooned

Getting gooned: To be legally “kidnapped” by 2 or more men/women (goons) working for a company your parent/guardian hired to take you to various forms of treatment centers (torture facilities).
1: “Hey, did you see the new kid? Looks like he got his shit rocked! Tough little son of a bitch
2: “Yeah. Guy didn’t know he was getting gooned at first so he swung on the first goon. He tried to catch his punch but the kid slipped and ended up hitting his head pretty hard.”
1: “What a fucking idiot!”
by Fuckmormoms November 17, 2023
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Used after something tragic happened to you sexually or unconsensually, often used in North American slang term specifically in Alberta or Quebec ruled areas of Canada.
"yo ray my homie just hat angry african booty bum linguini smegma goon jizz sex"
ray:damn bro is he doing okay?
by ni double g a June 13, 2025
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Taiwanese Seizure Goon

A specific and rare gooning activity that consists of gooning to the point that any onlookers would immediately assume that the goonmaxxer is having a seizure. It can only be classified as a Taiwanese seizure goon if the gooner in question is possibly at risk of having an ambulance called for them.

If the gooner is alone and no one could see them and think they are seizing, it is not a Taiwanese seizure goon. It is just a regular seizure goon. A Taiwanese seizure goon is specific to the risk of onlookers catching you seizing and calling and ambulance

If done properly you will be carried into an ambulance while gooning and you can goon to the hot nurses

Mainly popular in Taiwan and rumoured to be invented there

Does not have to be performed in Taiwan
Yo munt-man, I hit the craziest Taiwanese seizure goon at the airport today and I gooned all the way to the hospital and gooned for my whole 1 night stay
by DonaldTrump3207 July 22, 2024
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