Smurf and turf or smurf 'n' turf is a main course which combines seafood and little blue half-naked cartoon people. The seafood used may be steamed, grilled or fried. Papa Smurf usually arrives thereafter breaded on a skillet, oiled and ready to be cooked.
by LiberaceHudson September 03, 2017
by Papasmurf7 March 03, 2019
This happens when you visit a porta-john or portable outhouse and need to drop a #2 into the bottom. When you give your final push and it lands, your rectum and buttox are then covered in the familiar blue water resulting in getting smurf splashed.
This normally occurs after the porta-john has been cleaned and fresh blue liquid has been put inside the reservoir.
This normally occurs after the porta-john has been cleaned and fresh blue liquid has been put inside the reservoir.
by raptor13fox July 21, 2011
1. A rainbow-striped flying unicorn
2. An obnoxious person or persons
3. A word to say when something indescribable happens ie; a double rainbow.
2. An obnoxious person or persons
3. A word to say when something indescribable happens ie; a double rainbow.
1. Hey man have you seen my Shmigal-smurf fluffy anywhere?
2. Wow, look at those Shmigal-smurves they are annoying
3. You won a million dollars. SHMIGAL-SMURF!!!!!
2. Wow, look at those Shmigal-smurves they are annoying
3. You won a million dollars. SHMIGAL-SMURF!!!!!
by Beefcake McLovin April 03, 2011
by greencat420 July 10, 2011
Person 1:"I smurfed your mum last night after we had an argument"
Person 2: " I didn't know you liked smurfing!"
Person 2: " I didn't know you liked smurfing!"
by DaddySmurf69 November 23, 2021
When you cut of circulation to your shaft so it turns blue but you use magic to keep the tip red like a Smurf hat
by DroneAndUAS2025 February 18, 2025