Thingamajiggy

What baby-boomers call electronics. Especially if they haven't upgraded their cell phone since 2001.

Mrs. Robinson: "hmmm.., Luke honey can you come here? I don't understand why my thingamajiggy turned into a mirror.."
Luke: "Mom...you opened your camera in selfie mode..."

Mrs. Robinson: "Well, I don't know! You kids and these thingamajiggies...I just don't understand them!"

by HydeWars July 19, 2018

Not a thing

When you desribe anything to a friend that is deemed to not exist or to be rediculous.

Person 1: The other day I had a sick meal, I had omlette on toast
Person 2: Mate, that's not a thing.

Person 1: I saw a canned chicken today...
Person 2: Why is that even a thing?

by omletteontoast December 7, 2011

Miss Thing

Someone who demands respect & has a sassy, spunky attitude.

In my funeral, the song playing would be Cher - Do you believe in life after love, followed by dancers and trumpets who will side kick march to Frank Sinatra - I did it my way, till the dirt hits my coffin.

You have grand ideas Miss Thing!

Someone who is lively bold and full of spirit!
Courageous and determined: "a spunky performance"
To admire someone deeply for their attitude, whether you agree with it or not
To be creative and unusual

by Olita May 7, 2013

Fucking thing

A term used for something that is being completely and totally useless.

i.e. a car, a slow internet connection, a crappy computer

Sorry, I had to restart. My computer was being a fucking thing.

by Dorian Black August 12, 2005

wild thing

Sexy and rambunctious individual.

"Wild thing, you move me!"

by AbnormalBoy May 24, 2004

Thingsgetting Day

The day after Thanksgiving Day, when shoppers flood retail shops for supposed holiday deals. Also known as "Black Friday" and sometimes celebrated as "Buy Nothing Day."

"I was so full of tofurkey, I didn't think I was going to be able to get up early to wait in line at the big box stores on Thingsgetting Day."

by Ben Timberlake April 15, 2007

Thingamanigger

A supremely more offensive version of thingamajigger, a midwesterner term for almost any noun. Perfect for insertion into conversation with your african-american friends!

Bob: So, I was fixing the sink, when this thingamanigger fell out of the pipe, and now I can't figure out where it goes!
Joe: That sucks! Let's go burn a cross in the neighbor's yard.

by Aj.Hatch June 1, 2010