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The Donald Duck 

The Donald Duck is a sleak, hot new trend. In order to pull off such a stunt, you need to be taking a shower with the water real hot and steamy. While the shower head is running, bend over, spread your butt cheeks and place your booty hole in the direct line of the shower head water. Then you want to fot all nice and creamy like. The poot noise will sound very similar to Donald Duck's speaking voice.
Adam always calls his friends over to get in the shower with him, mainly to show that he can do The Donald Duck, but sometimes it's to exchange other pleasantries. 🍆
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The Donut Shoppe 

A sex move, often used by people who don’t like being sticky during intercourse, i.e the chronically sweaty. The parties in question cover themselves in baby powder pre-coitus, to assure a complete and utter lack of stickage. This makes them resemble that of a powdered donut.
Man 1:“ Bro, me and Stacie totally opened the Donut Shoppe last night, I’ve got powder everywhere.”
Man 2:”Dude. Sick.”

The Donkey Only Shits at Noon 

A metaphor for timing, basically saying the time must be right.
Trevor: Should I ask this girl out, she said I was cute?
Shawn: The Donkey Only Shits at Noon

The donut system 

A system for measuring your dick by stacking donuts on it, forget about breaking out the ruler, break out a box of krispy Kremes
Uvthi: if i had a dick id be like entertained for life
Uvthi: like id stack doughnuts on it
Uvthi: and my dick would fit minimum five
Me : wtf
Uvthi: I'll call it the donut system

The donkey delux 

When ur in the whomb and ur moms shit goes through the ambelical cord instead of food
My mom was giving my seven the donkey delux so we gave him up for adoption

The Donkey Kong 

The act of grabbing two chodes on both sides of you and vigorously pounding up and down like donkey kong
Man I really enjoyed doing the donkey Kong to you and Brandon last night