Jordan and Sabrina

A perfect couple that were meant to be together. They will die for each other if they have to. They've loved each other when they first made eye contact. They will be married once they finish college. The best couple you will find. They will live each other until the end.

Girl 1: WOW! Who's that couple over there?
Girl 2: I don't know. Do you?
Girl 1: No. But they totally look like a Jordan and Sabrina
Girl 2: Those names are made for each other.

by wHaT aRe yOu DoIng sTEp BrO?! March 19, 2018

Jordan Pundik

The lead singer of the rock band New Found Glory.

Hey, have you seen New Found Glory live?

Yeah, they're awesome! Especially the singer Jordan Pundik!

by alohayall December 28, 2010

Jordan Peterson

A fuckin' white male Canadian psychologist that has harnessed meme magick with his Kermit voice. He utters things that have been kept secret from the foundation of the world.

Jordan Peterson: "Hey, you need to sort yourself out bucko."

SJW: "Oh no sir, and you may refer to me as zey/zer, Bill C-16 has finally passed."

Jordan Peterson: "Clean up your room!"

by Artilectual Thanatos July 26, 2017

Michael Jordan

the real great one. The greatest basketball player of all time. The greatest thing that happened to the Bulls

1991,1992,1993,1996,1997,1998 Michael Jordan is GOD

by j-cho(really jericho) December 28, 2005

jordan bortis

Monkey boy lookin kid with small biceps that enjoys taking pictures of his nude body in the mirror

Jordan Bortis? If I saw the kid i'd tell him "shut up monkey boy"

by MrStealYoToast March 2, 2018

michael jordan

air superiority rolled up in one.

none needed. he's the shit.

by F22 August 30, 2004

Tommy Jordan

The only man in history to publicly open a can of whoop ass on his child (so to speak) via facebook.

This was performed by shooting up his daughters laptop

dude1: My dad just massacred my laptop with his .45

dude2: Your dad Tommy Jordan?

dude1: yeah...

by penis_stompa_69 March 31, 2012