ass bump

When you lick your finger, roll it in coke, and stick it in your poop chute.

My bum is numb from that ass bump.

by Shunter May 21, 2006

Speed Bump

Acne or facial blemishes due to excessive use of stimulants.

Tim: Man, your face looks rough this week.
Dave: Yeah man, it's all this adderall. I'm getting some major speed bumps.
Tim: word.

by TIM4352625 December 25, 2008

love bumps

The lovley little hills of pus filled joy that one get's on his/her respective penis/vagina after engaging in sex with somebody infected with herpes

That fooking slut gave me the love bumps!

by Shaggy_357 May 6, 2006

the speed bump

Sidemen blind dating vid to find out the sex position

Im inside the vagina cause of the speed bump

by Ju1 July 27, 2019

Bump Over

To go somewhere specific

Im gonna bump over to Wendy's do you want anything?

by BaeHunter August 20, 2017

monkey bumps

A playful name for a lady's breasts.

Man: I'm bored.
Lady: Do you wanna get naked and play with my monkey bumps?
Man: <gets naked>

by crxchaos June 7, 2005

bump ass

Broken, busted, crappy, shitty, junky, non-working, inoperative or just plain pisses you off.

I got stuck at that bump ass stop light twice.

by Shiznamslappy April 16, 2009