texas lube

The act of using whataburger ketchup for lube during sexual intercouse

Ty and Seth only use Texas lube because it has an unmatched consistency

by Hasonmays March 15, 2016

Georgetown Texas

A city that you should not move to

Please do not move to Georgetown Texas it’s wack AF

by Wjwhafaga November 21, 2019

Texas Battery

The act of pushing a battery into your asshole to get a slight boost in power.

Frosty Jim: “I was feeling a little tired last night but then I pulled a Texas Battery and felt a lot better!”

by Brady31 November 28, 2019

Texas Majority

When someone is wrong, but so are the majority of people there. This causes the person who is right to be verbally attacked.

John: How was your night yesterday.
Jill: Terrible. I was in a Texas Majority of people who thought that a car could explode if you shot the gas tank
John: But it will explode
Everyone else: Yeah it will

by AlwaysWrong June 19, 2019

Texas Tower

To bust a nut on somebody from above (v); a nut delivered from above

The bitch at camp pissed me off so I climbed up in a tree and Texas Towered her

by Cum Gremlim January 14, 2020

Cameron, Texas

A city in Central Texas known for their football team, especially kicking the ass out of Rockdale. Don’t catch yourself there late at night.

Cameron, Texas is home of the Fighting Yoemen.

by 4WayNoWay May 24, 2020

Texas Showdown

When a southern gentleman stares at a woman or man's asshole without blinking while they forcefully shit on their face.

dude last night was so crazy, me and jasmine did a Texas Showdown

by YUNGNUTSACK September 11, 2020