Twenty - teens

The "Twenty-teens" are the years 2013-2019. The teenage years of the 21st century AD and 3rd millennium AD.

The twenty - teens were the most stressful years of my life!

Twenty - teens by Anonymoose89 February 13, 2023

Axis Tennis match

Axis tennis match is when two people stand ass to ass and pass a BOP bolt back and forth using only their Anal muscles until one person can’t pass it no more. That person must thread the bolt onto their erect penis and wear the bolt until they successfully change rams and pressure test a 10 k BOP.

Mark : Hey Kevin what’s wrong with you today?

Kevin : My dick fell off because Grant won the Axis Tennis Match!

Axis Tennis match by Grantowesmeahandjob March 8, 2023

Axis Tennis Match

Axis tennis match is when two people stand ass to ass while passing a BOP bolt using only their anal muscles until one of the players can’t pass the any longer. The loser must thread the bolt onto their erect penis and wear it until they successfully change rams and test a 10k BOP.

Neither of us wanted to change rams so we had an Axis Tennis Match to settle it!

Axis Tennis Match by Grantowesmeahandjob March 8, 2023

Butler tennis

Father and son are both tennis players and love fiddling kids at the club

Friend 1: I dropped my 9 year old at Butler tennis the other night, you should send your kids there!
Friend 2: Really, my kids would like to try tennis how did little Richard find it?
Friend 1: oh, Richard got double teamed by the Butlers he said he got arse-raped in the changing room then bent over the tennis nets whilst Judas pumped the daylight out of him just before he left he said he got fisted aswell??
Friend 2: Ill have to book for my CJH then

Butler tennis by AnitaTownsend6969696969 December 18, 2023

Wet Tennis

Sex where the participants are both loud and sweaty.

I hope we didn’t keep you up last night, we enjoy playing wet tennis when camping in a ten.

After our first doubles match John told me he only wants to play one on one wet tennis from now on.

Wet Tennis by renegadeshurpaofjazz July 8, 2024

Capitalist tennis 

Where two tennis players start on an 'even footing', and the strongest player serves first. Each time the weakest player loses a game, they have to down a double gin & tonic, thus progressively getting weaker.

Maria and Michael played capitalist tennis yesterday, Maria ended up losing and was very drunk by the end!

Capitalist tennis by RandyRhoads84 June 4, 2024

outdoor teens 

the term for when a werewolf isn't really a wolf but just a slightly rugged, wild haired teenager dressed in animal furs

"These aren't even werewolves, they're just outdoor teens" -Danny Gonzalez

outdoor teens by Squiddy_Animations87 March 6, 2025