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Technotards

1. People that are slow into understanding new technology that was not available in their time, generally old people.
2. People that are not acquainted with new developing technologies and slow on being able to use it.
1. "My parents are such technotards they can't even find the brightness in an iPod Touch."

2. "David is such a technotard he doesn't even know how to work his own Windows 7 computer."

3. "Will all the technotards please meet me after school so I can show you how to work your new iPhones."
by kingpower0123 December 25, 2010
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techno-tard

Someone who is completly unaware of the technical world.
I can't believe my boss hired me. I was so honest about the fact that I am a techno-tard. He stands a better chance of getting this power point out of my grandmother.
by thegirlthatgetsit June 24, 2010
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Techno

Something that aint goin. An object, person, or place that is completely wack and full of no style. Kevin Federline
1 "Peep these new shoes i just fuckin got"

2 "Those are ugly... na they hella techno"

1 "ay fuck you bitch your shoes look like cardboard and rubber"
by GoneOnMushrooms July 30, 2009
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Technotard

A person that is technologically stunted.. has difficulty understanding basic concepts, even with a detailed explanation.
I tried to run them through the process of changing a sparkplug, but they were too technotarded to get it.
by dodogas February 24, 2011
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technocracy

1. The bureaucratic management of technology.
2. A technology administered by non-qualified staff members.
3. A mis-managed technical program.
4. A secret organization devoted to technical mis-management.
1. The technocracy of the project created cost over runs.
2. The technocracy contributed to the project failures.
3. More technocracy related issues were discovered during the Congressional Hearings.
4. The Technocracy Society of America, met in secret this week to discuss changes to previous changes in the organizations by-laws.
by keithmorin June 28, 2011
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technotard

someone who is incapable of comprehending new technologies and their uses.
A technotard is a person who is unable to get around on their phone or computer or has to hand over the remote to any new technology.
by Gym76 December 8, 2010
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Technoblade

A minecraft youtuber that ninja played with. Honestly I don't like him. My cousin made me write this because he is a huge fan of technoblade.
Technoblade is doodoo at Fortnite.
Technoblade is not good at Fortnite.
Technoblade is bad at Fortnite.

Technoblade is terrible at Fortnite.
Technoblade sucks at Fortnite.
Technoblade is a noob at Fortnite.
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