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turtle panda by lilshyali January 7, 2016
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Turtle smoke
The act of beating someone who is so slow even though you are incredibly slow yourself. Or is a procrastinator accomplishes a task before another procrastinator.
JPow was the worst procrastinator in the history of the world, but, he still managed to turtle smoke Lei-hi by completing his task of shucking his pile of corn stalks before her. ...thus, Leigha has been turtle smoked...
Turtle smoke by LalaGG June 23, 2016
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turtle sticking it's head out
The feeling you have when it's time to take a shit and the turd is starting to poke out. Most annoying when you are far away from a bathroom.
turtle sticking it's head out by Uncle Lee May 22, 2016
Turtle Shell
When your balls shrivel up into your abdomen, leaving the scrotum looking like a ridge-textured turtle shell. This is commonly caused by either exposure to cold or in those situations that give you the willies, much like goosebumps.
Turtle Shell by Doo! May 21, 2016
Turtle Tracks
Those unquestionable signs that a turtle has been taking a peek out the back door. Skid marks on one's undergarments as the result of turtleheading.
I pulled off me trousers and to my dismay, I found another set of turtle tracks. I can't wait until they finish renovating the third floor bathroom!
Turtle Tracks by Bobby "StreetCred" Mcgraw July 23, 2017
Turtle Dippin’
When right before a woman climaxes you pull your head, arms, and legs into your shirt and pretend to be a scared turtle.
Turtle Dippin’ by Daddy Daboob November 9, 2017