A much-hyped weather-pattern that is intended to prompt panicked locals to stock up on costly emergency-supplies (canned/dried food, flashlights/batteries, auto/heating fuel, propane, generators, snowblowers, etc.), but then no "huge nor'easter" --- or even any particularly-noteworthy weather-disturbance of any kind --- ever actually materializes, causing the frazzled residents to feel foolish and disgusted for having spent all that hard-earned money for nothing.
I didn't bother laying in emergency supplies for the supposedly major hurricane and blizzard that was announced on MSN Weather, and sure enough, there was just a little rain and slightly-chilly breezes overnight, and now it's balmy and sunny outside. Sounds like just another media storm to me... just the news-services in cahoots with the survival-supplies manufacturers to trick people into needlessly buying more of their products.
by QuacksO March 2, 2018
Get the media storm mug.It’s just another normal peaceful bone sesh. However, something suddenly ticks you off and you get a raging boner. Now you’re mad, and you decide to go somewhere you shouldn’t (her buns). You have just stormed the crapitol, and jizztory will never be the same.
Big Easy: Yo bro, do you wanna hit the bowling alley? I’d really love to roll some balls with you tonight.
Tyrant: Can’t brother, I’m on house arrest all week.
Big Easy: What you do this time?..
Tyrant: I was with this tinder sloor and I got caught storming the Crapitol. Thought I was hot shit and could just bust down her barricade, but apparently that’s a federal crime.
Big Easy: I didn’t know that’s what that was called.. my wife better not read this because I’d be on house arrest the rest of my life.
Tyrant: We are some bad MFs... cheers bro!
Tyrant: Can’t brother, I’m on house arrest all week.
Big Easy: What you do this time?..
Tyrant: I was with this tinder sloor and I got caught storming the Crapitol. Thought I was hot shit and could just bust down her barricade, but apparently that’s a federal crime.
Big Easy: I didn’t know that’s what that was called.. my wife better not read this because I’d be on house arrest the rest of my life.
Tyrant: We are some bad MFs... cheers bro!
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Storm Souljah
One who fights life's battles. Who marches head on into the storms of life as they struggle through doubts, confusion and passions of low desires; not only conquering the evils of their own souls, but they continue to maintain honour, integrity and hope and in the midst of his/her own storms; reaches down to uplift other souls in need; with love, understanding and compassion.
Storm Souljah's is a high powered, uplifting non-profit organisation created by a twin flame couple. Their mission is to aid souls in need. They live by the motto: "Why weather the storm, when you can dance in the rain".
By RoxyG & CliftonS 11:11 ~ 31 OCTOBER 2017
One who fights life's battles. Who marches head on into the storms of life as they struggle through doubts, confusion and passions of low desires; not only conquering the evils of their own souls, but they continue to maintain honour, integrity and hope and in the midst of his/her own storms; reaches down to uplift other souls in need; with love, understanding and compassion.
Storm Souljah's is a high powered, uplifting non-profit organisation created by a twin flame couple. Their mission is to aid souls in need. They live by the motto: "Why weather the storm, when you can dance in the rain".
By RoxyG & CliftonS 11:11 ~ 31 OCTOBER 2017
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