The primal, unholy fusion of excitement and horniness so powerful it could power Las Vegas for a week. Also defined as that electric moment when your brain short-circuits from pleasure and adrenaline — usually followed by poor decisions, suspicious hickies, and a missing sock. To reach a level of satisfaction so intense it should be illegal in three states.
“Dude, she texted ‘you up?’ at 2 a.m.”
“Bro’s not just excited—he’s full-on Stokedhamm.” “I blacked out after the after-party.”
“Yeah, you were Stokedhamm incarnate.” “What happened last night?”
“Let’s just say… we Stokedhammed the whole damn house.”
“Bro’s not just excited—he’s full-on Stokedhamm.” “I blacked out after the after-party.”
“Yeah, you were Stokedhamm incarnate.” “What happened last night?”
“Let’s just say… we Stokedhammed the whole damn house.”
by Patrick Mahomes Frog Breeder October 12, 2025
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Get the stopid mug.To be so stoned that one is put into a stupor.
Is said to be brought upon by smoking Mids to Schwaggy quality marijuana.
Is said to be brought upon by smoking Mids to Schwaggy quality marijuana.
"Man, I was so stupor stoned last night, my dog like, told me to quit smoking weed."
"Haha- that's what you get for smoking mids!"
"Haha- that's what you get for smoking mids!"
by Captain Cornwallace January 25, 2009
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Typically used by Skaters that know whats comin' at them.
If they expect a new shoe, dvd, deck to come out.
Typically used by Skaters that know whats comin' at them.
If they expect a new shoe, dvd, deck to come out.
by imurmother April 21, 2010
Get the Gettin Stoked mug.After a hot and steamy night with a "cougar," in the shower, on the counter, maybe even on the floor; she leaves you unexpectedly under cover of the night. May result in a deep deep depression, and possibly a sweet porn video you filmed without her knowledge.
"Hey man did you bring any chicks home after you left the bar?"
Ya bro, but i totally got COUGAR-STOMPED!
Ya bro, but i totally got COUGAR-STOMPED!
by 38-ProfessorOfMadness November 30, 2010
Get the Cougar-Stomped mug.When you are beyond the boundaries of reality due to a combination of marijuana and alcohol. A person who is hammer stoned is usually someone who has a low tolerance for weed but smoked because they were already legally intoxicated.
After finishing those four locos and smoking that joint from the bible paper, I was fucking hammer stoned.
by Walt Nastie April 5, 2011
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