stiff spoon

Verb : The act of cuddling ones partner whilst having his (or her) erect penis inside of their partner.

Me and my Princess shared a "Stiff Spoon" last night and we woke up stuck together.

by Just_Jake November 22, 2017

stiff jerky

Another word for a erect penis

Hey why do I have a stiff jerky

by Yee yee skee February 11, 2018

Stiffness

When a man's penis is erect during an important social function, causing great awkwardness and discomfort.
The man will then justify is awkward behavior in some far fetched way.

Person 1: Is anything ze matter, Sir Hilary?
Person 2: Just a slight stiffness coming on, due to the altitude, no doubt.

by Harder, daddy February 20, 2018

Stiff Jimmy

A very strong mixed drink

after a few stiff jimmys I couldn’t tell my ass from my face

by Bummerdude March 3, 2018

Stife

means to rip someone off in terms of money; used most often for when someone buys alcohol for a younger person and charges them way more than the alcohol actually cost

friend 1: “How much did you pay for that 30?”

friend 2: “Uhhh I don’t know, like $30”
friend 1: “Oh shiiiittt. You got stifed”

by lee_pee May 17, 2018

stiff kitty

When the girl is bent over and you're doing her from behind, you pull out and quickly jam it in her butt. She goes still and howls like a cat who just has it's tail stepped on... A stiff kitty!

I gave her a stiff kitty last night

by DirtyToad May 26, 2018

Stiff bobble head

A person with constant reoccurring thoughts about yaoi and or sex of the homosexual kind.

Person 1: Did you just hit that lamp shade? It’s cursed.
Person 2: I know, but it feels like a stiff bobble head.
Person 1: bro, that’s cursed. Make that the title to one of your fan fictions.
Person 2: Thanks, now I’m thinking of some really innopropriate stuff. Wow, I’m never gonna be able to get this out of my head.
Person 1: I think you’re the real stiff bobble head.

by I’m the real trite here July 23, 2018