Jerry Springer therapy

The act of watching the Jerry Springer (or other funny, yet tragic) show to feel better about yourself.

Buddy: Why do you look so happy, you have a sausage gut and you just found out your girlfriend was cheating on you with all your friends.

Guy: At least I was smart enough to use a jimmy-hat and dumped her ass before she got preggo with a bastard child. And, things could be worse. I could be stuck in a love triangle with a gay midget and a tranny Hulk Hogan lookalike.

Buddy: Somebody's been getting his Jerry Springer therapy...

Guy: Works wonders...

Jerry Springer therapy by Chonch Monkey January 8, 2011

that's some jerry springer shit 

Anyone with the qualifications to be on the Jerry Springer Show.

a slut having a sexual relationship with two brothers. people with low morals and standards, for example, that whore has fucked every inbred redneck in the hills and the trailer park, which one of you 18 men is my baby's daddy? that's some Jerry Springer shit.

that's some jerry springer shit by sheila stiletto September 25, 2013

Springfield XD

The Springfield XD is a striker-fired, polymer framed handgun produced in Croatia and licensed to Springfield Armory in the USA. It comes in a variety of calibers (9mm, .40 S&W, .45 acp) and features a 1911-style grip safety. The 2008 models also include a thumb safety. The handgrips are reputed to be highly ergonomic. They bear a superficial resemblance to GLOCK pistols.

Springfield XD -- like a Glock, only better.

I prefer my Springfield XD compact to the Glock as a concealed carry piece. The grip safety makes me feel more comfortable going out in public "cocked and locked" while carrying concealed.

Springfield XD by JJRtwu2008 March 20, 2008

springvale

Chingvale
a place in victoria, australia that has a high asian population

Going up Chingvale road to the freeway

springvale by Anonymous October 1, 2003

eureka springs film festival 

an impromptu outdoor projection of something vaguely movieish with added sound improvisations and dance.. a cinematic rave..

bobbie has a projector on his boat and he showed these really old dirty movies on the bluff rocks along the lakeshore.. it was an eureka springs film festival..

eureka springs film festival by squirrel blanket August 1, 2009

Coral Springs 

Imagine a place so boring, so drab, so damn bland that you want to scoop your eyes out with a spoon just so you can experience some semblance of activity. That is Coral Springs. The middle school, Forest Glen, is home to the factory where "basic girls" are created and "gangster boys" drop their pants below their knees. They feed in to Coral Springs High where recreational activity means one of three things: smoking pot, having sex, or hanging out as Target/The Walk. There's not much else to do. People fall in to a few categories of loners, stoners, posers, and boners.

Some areas are nice, others are ghetto-like, but, if we're being honest, Coral Springs is the farthest thing from ghetto there is. It's just really fucking boring.

Person 1: Hey, what do you want to do tonight?

Person 2: I don't know, want to go to Barnes and Nobel? Chill in the Kid's Book section?

Person 1: Naw, we did that last week.

Person 2: Let's go to Target then.

Person 1: There's legit nothing to do in Coral Springs.

Person 2: Wanna get high?

Person 1: Fuck it; yeah, whatever. What time?

Coral Springs by Noneofyourbusinesswhore January 30, 2015

Springville NY 

a shitty little town in the middle of nowhere with nothing to do for fun in it. This is the reason most kids from springville (and adults too) are doing drugs and having sex.

you go to Springville NY.
that sucks

Springville NY by pimpman666xxx April 8, 2009