James Simmons

A BANDWAGONER! DO NOT TALK SPORTS WITH HIM EVER!

James Simmons is a bandwagoner. Enough said.

by soxfanatic March 4, 2009

sigmon

one of the chipmonks from alvin and the chipmonks, the smartest of the chipmonks

-_- sigmon has no example

by alvinsigmontheadore September 8, 2009

Simon Spice

The addition of exaggerated and/or fabricated facts to an average story.

Average story: Stephanie likes watermelons.
Story with "Simon Spice": Stephanie had sex with three dudes in a watermelon field.

by YoyoDance February 3, 2010

Simon JuJu

that one nerd in school you would never date but secretly, he's the best kisser in the world.

Omg that nerd looks like such a Simon JuJu

by peace808yo September 9, 2010

Simimon Bun

An affectionate nickname for someone who does many things simultaneously for you; in essence, a slave-like figure. They should be called a simimon bun when you are feeling especially sweet and hungry.

Rachael makes me breakfast, sings, and runs my errands whenever I ask. She is such a simimon bun, I love her!

by Alumni Notion September 12, 2011

Simon-ism

1. Something that is unintentionally kitschy, tacky, or of poor quality, but these flaws go unnoticed by the admirers of said thing.

2. Something that was popular at some point in the past, but that now seems lame in retrospect.

Argh, not another Another Simon-ism

by schmuly August 6, 2015

SIMON TONGUE

Man about Town. Can be seen at most local watering holes and/or golfing establishments. Usually a Tottenham Hotspurs Fan. Superpowers include: Flight. Banter. Flexible Hips.

Also capable of achieving superhuman feats using Tongue such as: Deadlifting Bollocks,
Tongue press ups. Infinite Tongue Licks.

Approach with caution. Friendly exterior gives way to deep seated aggression. Often mistaken for an inbetweener.

"Look over there, I think it's Simon Tongue"
"No, its just an inbetweener with a golf club"

"Bloody hell mate did you see that fight?"
"Yeah he gave more licks than Simon Tongue"

by RubbaDinghyRapidsBro October 29, 2015