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Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center

In the portal games the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center is a large area in the Aperture Science facility in which many main test chambers are located, and where most of the testing involving portal guns and such takes place. Chell wakes up here in the first portal game.
“Hello, and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center. We hope your brief detention in the Relaxation Vault has been a pleasant one.

Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper. Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all Enrichment Center activities, serious injuries may occur.

For your own safety, and the safety of others, please refrain from touching bzzzzzt

Por favor bordon de fallar Muchos gracias de fallar gracias

stand back. The portal will open in three. Two. One.”
by Hitmantheman January 31, 2024
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Most of what you see/hear about ai-programmed organisms like dogs cats etc is religious philosophy than science for obvious reasons (unpopular opinion)
Most of what you hear/see about ai-programmed organisms like dogs cats etc is religious philosophy than science for obvious reasons (unpopular opinion)
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Poultry Science Major

Someone who likes cock so much they have to study it
Poultry Science Major: Man… I love cocks so much… I decided I wanted to study it!
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Covid Science

1. When you just make stuff up that sounds good. So that people will believe it.
2. Untested opinions.
I am building a weather machine, but it's all Covid Science until I do some test runs.
by Khasy March 29, 2025
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Science

Science a deadly thing. Hurts peoples brains and makes people want to quit school forever.
Teacher: You have a science test tomorrow
Student: Kill me now
by Moe.14 April 29, 2021
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science lesson

student A: Let's make newton stand up for the science lesson!
student B: Also honrich!
by anonymous November 27, 2020
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Bomb Science

Used to describe a situation, state or thing that is beyond compare in it's relative excellence.
Hey have you read those new haikus I sent you? They're the bomb science yo!
by Jaemo February 23, 2004
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