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toms river

Where everybody knows your name... because they're talking behind your back. Nights consist of riding up and down 37 and Hooper asking, "So what do you wanna do tonight?" Known nationally for our Little League World Championship, cancerous tap water, and the fact every corner has a Wawa LITERALLY. We gave you Piper Parabo and... We go to the beach, no "down the shore" shit. Seaside is always overrun by BENNY's and the waves are knee high (on good days), but the boardwalk is always good for a fight. Careful of the dunes, they're teeming with horny teenagers and Sand People. Our mall is beat and the best place to smoke up, Castle Park, is across the street from the fucking Police Station! Some MTV executive must own real estate here, cause North is always being Made and we hosted MTV SUMMER for 2 years!?!
Let's go to the TERD (Toms River Diner)!
by El Capitan February 24, 2005
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Tiajuana River Breeze

Typically experienced while giving your partner oral and as a result of their uncontrollable orgasmic spasms they float an air buiscuit(thats a fart) into your mouth or face.
Damn!! I was snacking on my girls junk at lunch and caught a Tiajuana River Breeze right in my face. That shit was Boodissy.
by Old Snizz Trapper May 13, 2005
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Green River

1. Gary Ridgway, the "Green River killer". Murdered over fifty people near Seattle, mostly prostitutes. Kind of like Jack the Ripper. He is the namesake of:

2. Green River, an awesome Seattle-based band in the mid-80s, arguably the inventors of grunge. Singer Mark Arm and guitarist Steve Turner later formed Mudhoney, and everyone else except the drummer later formed Mother Love Bone. Today, Jeff Ament and Stone Gossard are famous for their work in Pearl Jam.

3. An album by Creedence Clearwater Revival, their second release of 1969. A great record with many good songs, including the title track.
1. While the Green River Killer was only accounted for forty-eight murders, he claimed to be the killer of over ninty people.

2. Green River made a lot of great and influencial songs such as "Swallow My Pride".

3. Green River is a very acclaimed album, often considered CCR's best record.
by Rhymin' Simon July 15, 2009
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tennessee river

the girl sits on the toilet and while pissing she gives the guy oral sex
by Bonnie & Clyde2142 April 23, 2010
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Crystal River Credit Card

Anything used to break into a home, vehicle, or business. ussualy a pair of bolt cutters, a slim jim, brick, or screwdriver.
The bike I wanted was chained to a post, good thing I brought my Crystal River Credit Card because now the bike is mine.
by blacksheeep September 2, 2010
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Mad River Glen

Sweetest skiing destination this side of the Alps. Real mountain for real skiers looking to shred. Rocks and grass poke through the sweet white stuff just because it's more hardcore that way. Doesn't allow boarders because they ruin good snow.
Vermont's getting dumped on? Let's hit up Mad River Glen, no better turns to be had anywhere.
by frbrd March 6, 2011
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bum river

After suffering from bum dew for a prolonged period, a small stream or river can form, know as a bum river. Light coloured trousers (pants if you're American) should be avoided.
A bum river can sometimes be seen on leather car seats on a hot day or when a lard arse (somebody who regularly attends weight watchers and McDonalds) attempts to exercise.
by TW_h900 December 14, 2008
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