moustache ride 

One-sided definition describing the male performer in an oral sex act.

Person 1: "Who wants a moustache ride?"
Person 2: "I do; I want one."

moustache ride by G-Diddy June 23, 2003

snide ride 

scottish saying for someone who is completely shit in bed

yeah he was a snide ride, he couldn't even get it up.

snide ride by fugly chick August 24, 2010

mc ride 

The god amongsnt men. Also the lead singer of the hip-hop band called Death Grips. He's very angry

MC Ride is fucking pissed!!!!!
Oh shit i'm feeling it!

mc ride by Siika December 26, 2017

war hell ride

a term used to describe a psychotic episode, also to bring terror upon someone.

Norman 3X Butler gave Malcolm X a war hell ride.

war hell ride by marchonni man January 27, 2008

I can't ride on that love 

What you say when someone makes a promise to you which is unlikely to be fulfilled. Another way to say "talk is cheap".

Boss: I would love to give you the promotion.
Hapless: Yeah? Well give it then, because I can't ride on that love.

Jane: If you buy me a drink, maybe we could spend the night making passionate love.
Tarzan: Well, I can't ride on that love, so I am going to hook up with Cheetah for a sure night of animal action.

I can't ride on that love by ZebraRedBoots March 27, 2009

Chew Ride 

An event originated and celebrated often by the chew crew of Phillipsburg, NJ. Skoaldiers are assembled and proceed to pack only the best kinds of chew, Skoal Straight and the occasional Skoal Mint. They drive around as long as they need to, talking about...well...chew and life...because outside of those two things nothing else really matters. The end of the chew ride usually results in some type of Halo or alcoholic consumption...or another chew ride.

Once everyone was in the car we packed our cans, threw in hammers, and the chew ride began.

Chew Ride by Just Chew It November 4, 2009

rough ride

A dark tradition of police misconduct in which suspects, seated or lying face down and in handcuffs in the back of a police wagon, are jolted and battered by an intentionally rough and bumpy ride that can do as much damage as a police baton without an officer having to administer a blow.

Q: Do you believe the Washington Post's report based on a leaked police document that Freddie Gray was intentionally "trying to injure himself" by banging against the walls of the police van?
A: Hell no, I believe that leaked police document and the Washington Post report is a cover up; any idiot can conclude Freddie Gray was mortally wounded by a rough ride ! Up in Philly they call it a nickel ride.

rough ride by WeDontCall911 May 1, 2015