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Realizing that life is meaningless, worthless, or at best, a shit sandwich.
With the Grexit looming Christine is having an existential crisis. Being a disingenuous creep, and not wanting to face the possibility that she is simply just a highly paid shit supplier to the world shit sandwich market, Christine does not opt to reform the accumulated rot of the IMF but opts instead to blame Greece.
by WeDontCall911 June 20, 2015

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A dark tradition of police misconduct in which suspects, seated or lying face down and in handcuffs in the back of a police wagon, are jolted and battered by an intentionally rough and bumpy ride that can do as much damage as a police baton without an officer having to administer a blow.
Q: Do you believe the Washington Post's report based on a leaked police document that Freddie Gray was intentionally "trying to injure himself" by banging against the walls of the police van?
A: Hell no, I believe that leaked police document and the Washington Post report is a cover up; any idiot can conclude Freddie Gray was mortally wounded by a rough ride ! Up in Philly they call it a nickel ride.
by WeDontCall911 May 01, 2015

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