Freshman Pump

The one kid in every freshman class that gets so drunk, that they have to get their stomach pumped.

the party got so out of control last night that John had to go to the hospital. Looks like the freshman pump has been chosen.

by The Smelly Souce October 23, 2017

pump time

to get a muscle pump from lifting weights.

a period of physical exercise

its time to pump it

pump time baby!!!!!

YYeeeaapp buddyyy!!!!!

by keefthecheif January 8, 2011

Rage pump

The act of masturbating in an angry manner when ones partner is available for sex but isn’t in the mood.

Because his wife would rather watch her TV shows instead of taking care of business, her husband went angrily into the bathroom and began to rage pump his meat in order to get the poison out.

by Marco Porno September 8, 2019

Pumping shaft

Vigorously Masturbating, virtually; whilst enjoying a red hot drop into Rebirth Island.

Cumming in hot

Pumping shaft, and or;

Choking the chicken
Bashing the bishop
Having a fapp

Jerking off

by Shaft pumper August 21, 2021

pump quota

The yearly established minimum amount of pumps or thrusts the penis must perform in the vagina for it to truly count as sex. The current quota is seven.

He said he put his penis inside of her for a good three or four pumps so that he could claim they had sex. He failed to, however, meet pump quota so it was therefore not sex, but purely recreational.

by Foliageddoor April 22, 2014

Pumping jacks

When a man is having sex and does a jumping jack while simultaneously thrusting into his partner.

After the party, I went back to her place and gave her 10 good pumping jacks.

by SHSCaviarAdventure June 18, 2021

Lil pump

A name referring to a person who sings one good song or an album and doesn’t sing any other good music till he dies. It’s synonymous to “one-hit wonder”

After john released that nice song he suddenly turned into the lil pump of the record label.

by Booga agoob May 29, 2018