the party got so out of control last night that John had to go to the hospital. Looks like the freshman pump has been chosen.
by The Smelly Souce October 23, 2017
Get the Freshman Pumpmug. by keefthecheif January 8, 2011
Get the pump timemug. The act of masturbating in an angry manner when ones partner is available for sex but isn’t in the mood.
Because his wife would rather watch her TV shows instead of taking care of business, her husband went angrily into the bathroom and began to rage pump his meat in order to get the poison out.
by Marco Porno September 8, 2019
Get the Rage pumpmug. Vigorously Masturbating, virtually; whilst enjoying a red hot drop into Rebirth Island.
Cumming in hot
Cumming in hot
by Shaft pumper August 21, 2021
Get the Pumping shaftmug. The yearly established minimum amount of pumps or thrusts the penis must perform in the vagina for it to truly count as sex. The current quota is seven.
He said he put his penis inside of her for a good three or four pumps so that he could claim they had sex. He failed to, however, meet pump quota so it was therefore not sex, but purely recreational.
by Foliageddoor April 22, 2014
Get the pump quotamug. by SHSCaviarAdventure June 18, 2021
Get the Pumping jacksmug. A name referring to a person who sings one good song or an album and doesn’t sing any other good music till he dies. It’s synonymous to “one-hit wonder”
by Booga agoob May 29, 2018
Get the Lil pumpmug.