Primed for the Pump

When you drink before going to f your new gf

I’m primed for the pump, so one bottle will be enough for us both once I’m there.

by timesize December 28, 2020

Clunge Pump

When you are vacuuming your bedroom and you accidentally suck up your clit. resulting in a mega clit

Daughter - Im just going to go hoover my bedroom. Might finish off with some clunge pump
Dad - Can I watch?
Mom - Gay

by ClungePumper420_69 March 10, 2021

Purple Pump

The act of restricting oxygen to the bell end and then proceeding to have sex.

You want that Purple Pump?

My Girlfriend asked for my Purple Pump.

by Jarl_Keenan April 22, 2021

PP Pump

Pump around your PP

Hey, have you bought that Belle Delphine or Pokimane PP Pump yet?

by JustARandomInternetGuy April 25, 2021

Pump The Hammer

When you're good at jacking off.

Austin is about 6 inches and he knows how to pump the hammer!

by Austannibal January 27, 2012

Pitty pump

When two people are having sexual relations and one of them is not into it but continue to do it just because.

That girl I took home last night was smokin hot but I had to give her a Pitty pump cause she smelled sour down there!

by Tko2323 December 23, 2011

pump oven

One that gets fucked in the ass

She likes the ol pump oven more then anything else

by Dick Oven January 2, 2012