Porcelain Panini

The act of smashing a fresh turd between the seat and lid of a toilet.

I had to drop a deuce in the worst way but couldn't as someone had turned my shitter into a porcelain panini.

by Stank22 January 19, 2016

procaffinated

To get addicted of coffee.

I am procaffinated, are you a procaffinated?

by Rajat Pal March 6, 2016

procaccini

The fiercest Italian mafia family Europe has ever seen. Commonly seen as quiet people, but once a Procaccini is gotten to be known, one is able to see their masked inner malicious brutality.

Hunter Procaccini loves Olivia Mubarek

by Skywattle February 16, 2017

Porcelain Therapy

relieving yourself via the toilet after eating too much thus making yourself feel better; most commonly done after eating at a buffet or other all you can eat type situation. i.e. taking a dump

-hey man, i don't feel so good. i think i ate too much at the buffet
-yeah me too, let's go get some porcelain therapy.
-what is that? where can we get it?
-go to take a dump in the bathroom
-oh! i love porcelain therapy!

by eljameso123 August 15, 2017

procaffeinative

Person who use delay or postpone action; put off doing something until you've had coffee.
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*I put the 'pro' in procaffeinative
My brother behaves filthy and procaffinative at mornings.

by J.Agman November 30, 2017

procality

A false reality that feels like an endless dream.

DJ: why does it feel like i can't wakeup?

Wolf: because we put you in a procality to figure out what you truly want to do in reality

by Procality December 12, 2017

Porcelain Baptism

When you're a well hung man and you lean forward sitting on the toilet and the tip of your penis hits the water giving you a cold wet surprise

ah Crap! I just gave myself a porcelain baptism again.

by Lothar January 13, 2018