paper mache job

a term used to describe someone so ugly, too ugly even to be a paper bag job - their body is their only redeeming factor. to combat that ghastly predicament, the only suitable act is to create a paper mache mask of someone more attractive and stick it on her misshapen, scabby head so that you can make sweet fucklove.

Woman: You like me? Some guys think i'm ugly.

Man: Nah, your just a paper mache job.

Woman: Huh?

Man Nothing. (to bartender) Absinthe please.

by Raaaas May 12, 2008

Paper Whore

A person who is constantly giving out paper from their notebook to every person in class

Joe: "Hey Sam, can I have some paper?"

Matt: "Yeah, me too!"
Sam: "Dammit...I'm such a paper whore!"

by jstatus24 February 21, 2011

TOILET PAPER ALGORITHM

An equation that suggests that 12 new normal-sized rolls are equal to 24 of the recently reduced normal-sized rolls.

Marketing placed the TOILET PAPER ALGORITHM "12 = 24 regular rolls" four times on the packaging of my $17 package of paper towels.

by genniex March 7, 2010

Jesus on paper

When you draw a kick ass manga with yo niggas

aww shit remember that comic we posted on Deviantart that shit was jesus on paper

by JavaCrona and Mars345 September 16, 2009

paperheart

(noun) a spontaneous, outgoing individual that is highly attractive and will melt your heart at first sight. Derived from "Paper Heart", which is thought to have spawned from an individual with a Type A personality, and will never know the truth. Her actions resulted in his "torn heart", hence paper-like heart.

Paperheart has given me a reason to live.

by fangurl! July 27, 2003

sleeping papers

During school, you crumple up a few papers and place them in the back of your binder, then open your binder to the front, place your head on the paper, and you have an extremely comfortable pillow. These papers are usually old and unnecessary for the rest of the year.

"Use that old sheet for some sleeping papers! Itll give you a good sleep during english"

by ednamw April 2, 2010

papers

Written documents, usually of some importance.

Papers! Vut papers?

"The Great Escape"

by Louie Kay September 10, 2006