poor

vague word to describe anything or anyone that is mediocre to the n-th degree.
varied uses of the term include "very poor", "so poor", "fucking poor" etc.
Can be combined with other languages and with incorrect grammar.

"You are poor."
"He be poor."
"Je suis poor."
"How poor? SO POOR"

by Davo July 5, 2004

poor

one that lacks the ability to out spend, out play, or out frag wisc.

nontoxic, who is poor, made a poor website because he's a poor fragger.

by toddler toucher April 28, 2006

poor

See liberal, communist or pinko

I hate poor people because there are so many lefties there. They suck at politics and business, so libs should all fuck off. So says I, teh goatse bob.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

Poor Baby

A "Poor Baby" is a person who believes he is the coolest person alive, but in reality is just a big sucker. He also collects DVDs by the hundreds, but only watches them once each.

Hey look everybody, there is a Poor Baby over there!

by Rob November 14, 2004

poor man's Porsche

Usually a car like an 80's Nissan model 300zx, and driven by men like Tony that somehow believe they live in a time before they were born.

Mark: Here comes Tony in his Poor man's Porsche.
Adam: (sarcasticly)What an interesting car.
Mark: I see Tony gelled his hair once again.
Adam: What a douche.
Tony drives up.
Tony: Hey whats up guys?

by johnny-b December 23, 2006

poor bear

A response to something that you really don't give a shit about. Meaning you care more about a non-existant bear than the persons problem.

Person 1: dude tina broke up with me
Person 2: awwwww poor bear

Person 1: my whole family just died in a car crash, my principal was the one that hit him.
Person 2: awww poor bear

by Trevor,G May 27, 2008

poor wingmanship

Poor wingmanship is the term used to denote uncooperative and unsupportive behavior between two or more friends at social gatherings such as bars, clubs, and/or parties. Not interfering when your friend interacts with unattractive or subpar choices of women or men, by allowing interaction to be carried out farther than polite social contact. When your friend is unable to make rational decisions regarding the person in question due to excessive inebriation and you fail to intervene, you are a poor wingman.

You let me take home that guy with big ears and bad teeth! Dude, that's poor wingmanship!

by KatjABV August 5, 2010