life is two dates and a dash

When you go on a date with a women and on the second date you get her pregnant so you make a run for it.

On my second date I got my girl pregnant so I moved to Canada.

life is two dates and a dash

by Dem guy January 29, 2019

Geometry Dash

The popular indie game started on agust 13th 2013.
With 22 Main Levels and 100+ Million Levels.
Its sure to be fun.
On google play store, IOS, Android and steam.

Do you want to play Geometry Dash?
What level in Geometry Dash should we play?

by manofwordmaker March 16, 2024

Dashing for riches

When you dash for money so you can buy a sex toy.

"Johnny was dashing for riches, and broke into a store for sex toys."

by PlotagonRocks March 16, 2021

Date and Dash

Dating someone and dashing out of it after a month or two abruptly.

This guy date and dashed his girlfriend and went for another girl straight after. What a man whore!

by TaytheGreat February 9, 2022

Dash

A very funny and naughty cat who will irritate the living daylights out of you

‘Dash! U made two poops in 10 minutes!’

‘Meow’

by PoopLoop128382 May 13, 2019

Smash and Dash

When you fuck someone and flee the scene. You DO NOT talk to them again or hangout with them. You were just in it for the pussy or dick

Noah: ima smash and dash this bitch

Tyler: bet you should she’s a milf

by Fuckitrightboi January 24, 2020

Splash dash

A quick, yet effective, blow job. The receiver cums ('splash') and the giver doesn't hang about afterwards ('dash').

We didn't have much time, so it was a splash dash instead of a full quickie.

by koala1603 April 2, 2024