plates of fate mayhem

when you bust a nut on a plate, break it, then shove the shards up yo girls ass

Falcon: And then I pulled the plates of fate mayhem on her, and she squirted instantly.
The Judge: Still doesn't change the fact that you're getting a life sentence for these stupid urban dictionary definitions. GUILTY.

by fishgaming June 29, 2023

New Jersey Hot Plate

the act of hitting a saran wrapped Lava Big Boy so vigorously it pops the plastic over the mouth piece

also hitting a Lava Big Boy while participating in any other variation of a hot plate.

"Wow! That New Jersey Hot Plate just got me buzzed!"
"Really? I should try that instead of a Pittsburgh Hot plate!"

by nj lover July 2, 2023

lead-plated-gold moment

When you/someone mixes up the subject and the object of a sentence.

Me: Is it possible to lead plate gold?
Roommate: Yes... but why the fuck would you want to do that?
Me: Because... *facepalm*
Roommate: Yet another brilliant lead-plated-gold moment, brought to you by lack of sleep!

by Dr. WubWub March 5, 2015

Plates

The ID of the car

What are the plates

by Thatdike_angie August 8, 2021

Condom-plated

When someone means to say contemplated but has a dick in their mouth.

He condom-plated going to the store....*suck* *suck*

by S. Shizzle September 2, 2013

Healing Plate

A plate of cookies that mends old wounds and changes the future of lady bosses as we know it.

Band-aids don't fix bullet holes, but healing plates do.

Wow Taylor Swift just made Katy Perry a healing plate and now I'm floating onto the clouds filled with choc chips

by lovesnewwords June 17, 2019

Plates

Boobs of a women

Martin: sherry your plates look big today.
Sherry: fuck off

by Ejjeuewiwj July 29, 2022