Monkey Scrotum

When a guy's ballsack is similar to a monkey's.

Peter Griffin: "RANDY FULLMAN?! I'm here to beat the crap out of you!"
Randy: "You can't peter, I have MS!'
Peter: "You hear that Chris? This guy has a monkey scrotum and he's bragging about it!'

by usefbishara March 24, 2008

monkeyclaw

A loud and particularly wet fart, one that presumably rips your anus apart. From the infamous "Not Without My Anus" episode of South Park.

Oh Terrance, would you like a MonkeyClaw?
I sure would!
PFfFFFTTTTHHHT
BAH hahahah

by Professor Panic February 28, 2005

Monkey ass fart

When you invest every last penny to your name into cryptocurrency and stocks and lose all of it

Yo Andy you a monkey ass fart

by Derb27 November 19, 2021

Monkey smile

(Noun) Used to describe any unidentifiable substance or substances which have a loose likeness to man fat.

1. Has someone covered the lemon drizzle cake with monkey smile?

2. I was up all night making that monkey smile.

by Fatkid_13 October 7, 2021

scat monkey

(n) 1. a person who gains sexual pleasure from getting defecated upon.

2. a person who enjoys eating faeces.

Bob: Dude, that chick I fucked last night wanted me to shit on her.

Pete: Ha! You picked up a scat monkey.

by Twisted_Colour April 19, 2009

Church Monkey

Someone who is not focused when they should be, very scatter brained when they should be cool calm and collected.

Imagine bringing a monkey to church.

George drove from dealership to dealership like an excited little church monkey, instead of taking time to update his notes.

by NLMRSD September 20, 2013

upside down monkey sex

One partner hangs upside down from a high place, while the other partner runs around the room and beats their chest while shrieking at the top of their lungs. Once out of breath the hanging partner must fall down on top of the other partner's back and they must wrestle to figure out who is the dominant one.

"Hey fellas, see that girl over there? She is into all kinda of weird stuff, even upside down monkey sex!"

by Yerpidy July 25, 2015