Mildew freeze

Simultaneous orgasms

Those two just had a TOTAL mildew freeze after their hot date!

by Mildewy1 December 24, 2016

MILDOLYN

Mildolyn is a shipname between two lovers, Mildred Ratched and Gwendolyn Briggs in a show called Ratched. The name was created by @ratchedvenable on Twitter.

I really love Ratched because of Mildolyn love story.

Or.

"I watch Ratched for the plot."
What's the plot?

It's Mildolyn.

by Ady Venable December 25, 2020

mildchills

Someone that actually has above 1 braincell.. He never misses which got him pretty famous. Doesn't have much friends because most of the people on Earth don't match his intellect. People that are his friends though are said to have immaculate taste. Has over 100k followers on tiktok and some other social media. It is stated that he only follows intellectual people.. his mutuals are stated to be above an average human.

Guy 1: Omg is that mildchills???
Guy 2: How dare you mention his name you mere human..

by keido March 23, 2021

mile highway club

The mile highway club is the road version of the mile high club; pertaining to intercourse while in land vehicles instead of airplanes.

Cletus: “bro I just joined the mile highway club”
Schmidtt: “how did that happen?”
Cletus: “i picked up your sister to give her a ride to work and she gave me one back”
Schmidtt: “nice one bro”

by weinerfever9000 July 5, 2021

mild.evan

A super cool amazing tiktok and instagram shitposter that didnt write this definition

“Omg mild.evan is so hot and sexy, follow him on Instagram and TikTok

by mild.evan July 23, 2021

two-mile turkey trot

when a naked man is standing holding a naked woman while his penis is inserted into the vagina. while the penis is inserted, the man precedes to run, looking like a turkey because he is forced to waddle.

Mike: hey girl i need some exercise, but i would also like some sex as well.

angelina jolie: It's all good. We can just do a two-mile turkey trot!

by 69manlovetits March 2, 2011

minus mile high club

having under water scuba sex

guy#1: i went on a trip to hawaii met this chick and went to the minus mile high club

by doing your mom7777777777777777 May 14, 2011