mass rez

Usually a edgy old man who try’s to be hip and cool but ends up making everyone in the room cringe, usually the old man wears eyeliner and dyes his hair black or gray and is part of some sort of cult

“My grandpa is such a mass rez”

by Spicyburritoman October 3, 2018

mass dm

automatically sent messages to the entirety of a users friendslist

I just mass dmed my friendslist the server invite

by Xenko On Timing May 31, 2024

Mass Debater

A person who can debate well with/in front of a large crowd in order to reach a solution. This is sometimes confused with a Master Baiter (a person who is good at attracting crowds with a topic/object of interest)

The mass debater came to finish the discussion.

by anonymous August 11, 2024

mass-snapaphobia

the fear of unintentionally mass snapping a large group chat

My friend now has a case mass-snapaphobia after doing a mass snap and accidentally sending a thirst trap selfie to the Sig Ep x Pi Phi group chat.

by larry cork November 2, 2023

mass defect

When people are being stupid in a group. Collective retardation.

The teacher explained mass defect for the class by showing them a video of cheering Trump supporters.

Dr. Goldberg: Don't forget the mass defect in your equation Doctor Johnson.
Dr. Johnson: Oh, so m=13.267ev-#YOLO+#KillAllWhiteMen then?

by SimTeXa August 10, 2016

mass knuckle

Moose knuckle or camel toe, but in the back. As if someone was wearing spandex and hiding two bagels between their legs just under the grundle.

“Oh man, this woman flossed a wicked mass knuckle yesterday at the swap meet.”

by Jamal Y’all October 1, 2023

Mass

A verb meaning to measure the mass of something, despite the silliness of using "mass" as a verb.

Person A: Go mass that compound.
Person B: Did you just use mass as a verb?

Or

Person A: I've been trying to lose weight, so every morning I step on the scale and mass myself.

by Eliyahu March 30, 2012