Lambertville, NJ

Lambertville, NJ is one of the most desirable places to live in NJ. It's on the Deleware River. It's touristy and filled with antique shops, coffee shops, restaurants, and art gallery's hosting artist that believe they are amazing. Many musicians in the area also believe their mediocre talent is a gift to the earth. These 'artists' are considerd local celebrities, but honestly it's not hard to NOT be "famous" in a town of 4000 residents. Especially when you post your name on every-other street corner.
25 years ago Lville was a fairly poor lower class town that has been completely gentrified by rich yuppies who seek landscaped safe streets to walk their pure bred dogs on, and a small school district in which "lil Tommy" can succeed. Some of the whitest and smallest public schools in NJ are in Lambertville. But even if these schools aren't good enough for the snobbiest locals, it isn't far to several private schools with Princeton NJ and Solebury, PA in close distance.

Popular for being across the river from New Hope, PA ( a louder drunker version on Lambertville, NJ), and for the Lambertville High school (abandon school that has burnt down twice, and the towns historical society still refuses to bulldoze) and also for Shadfest (held in april yearly), a festival created to draw tourism and celebrate the swimming of the Shad up the river. Bringing delight to the fisherman who gets to catch the fish, and discust to those who have to eat the oily bottom-feeder.

I love Lambertville, NJ. Too bad no one warned me that when eating Shad, at The Shadfest I'd need a bottle of Listerine to get the taste out of my mouth.

by Aha333 May 2, 2011

the lambert

...fuk...wat can i say...?? well, she's a mother-fuking, child-fuking, dog-fuking human elephant who's endlessly eating doughnuts, pizzas n occasionly small children..well, thats not the worst ov it, she has fake, red, spikey hair n crazy orange eyes, which she uses to kill ususpecting skl kids while working on 1 ov many essays.

"u heer sumtin ben?"

<rumbling of the ground>

"yh....o fuk-shit-jesus of veronda city..(dunno where that is, but it sounds gud)..it's the LAMBERT!!"

<screams all around the skl, frantic peeople running in all directions>

by unknown random person April 5, 2005

Lambda Pi

A local fraternity in Chico California. It was founded in the Fall of 1944. Well like a respected among the community. Know for their annual Purple Panty Party. The also throw weekly parties on Tuesdays called 40 Ounce Tuesday. A good Brotherhood.

"Last night I went to the Pi house and got trashed."

"I joined Lambda Pi and the fun hasnt stopped in 8 years!"

"Lambda Pi on Tuesdays is the place to be"

by Dfinlay October 26, 2004

Lambo

A rare name for a very sexy cow with horns, shirt with black patches and a very sensitive and somehow oldschool personality and apperance - such as hairstyle resembling Syd Barrett. Often occures from a pink cloud of gas after using the 10 Years Bazooka, a type of weapon created to summon Lambo ten years older.

Wow, look at that sexy man in a shirt with black patches, I bet his name is Lambo!

by zUo January 20, 2008

Lambon

Radel Ortiz

Radel Ortiz, who da f*ck invited you lambon? What did you bring here?!

by Bajapanteez April 16, 2021

Sigma Lambda Beta

The most honored and respected Multicultural Fraternity in the world. Est. April 4, 1986. These men rep that Royal Purple and Pure White. These men are hated on by other latin greeks (ie. 1's that wear brown and white) because they were not the 1st est. but are the largest and most respected. Not 2 mention they have down ass cuzzos aka the Phi Beta Sigmas and the lovely Zeta Phi Betas. 1-9-8-6 You aint BETA you ain't SHIT!!

Sigma Lambda Beta men are also known as....

Beta's
Sexy men in Purple
Lambda Beta's

And are in the F.I.R.M. Fam!!!

by Beta Man February 24, 2009

lambo

Short For An Italian car company named Lambourghini.

Yo that Lambo is hot nigga!

by Some nigga February 18, 2003