kinder surprise

when you lick the shit off of your son's finger thinking it's chocolate.

Dad: "Thanks for the Kinder Surprise, Timmy!" *Licks his son's finger*
*Dad notices a pungent smell*
*Dad checks his son's pants*
*Horror*

by brian 2 February 1, 2024

Kinder Sandwich

When a white woman is been taken from both ends by 2 black males

Betty tried her first ever kinder sandwich last night

by Stangela February 12, 2024

Kinberlin

The cutest girl you will ever meet. She will never make you waste your time, although she is indecisive she will always remain loyal to those whom she loves. Has attachment issues but once she's over you she's done. She will make guys turn their head twice just to look at her curves. Bright smile and pretty eyes that will make any guy fold! She knows what she wants and is sure to have you wanting more after just one kiss;)

Kinberlin is the sweetest girl ever<3

by Kinberlin February 22, 2024

Kindergarten Style

Pissing in a urinal , but with your pants all the way down to your ankles , revealing your ass

I walked in the bathroom and I saw a dude pissing in a urinal kindergarten style

by Thiswasn'ttakenbutnowitis February 23, 2024

Kankerhoer

A compliment for women.

Hi kankerhoer, moeie BH.
Aww dankjewel

by TOBSAUS March 8, 2024

kanker met slagroom

"Cancer topped off with whipped cream"

An expression used to define something terrible being brightened up by some funny, wholesome or amazing action.

For example: When "shit hits the fan" and your day can't seem to get any worse, your best friend or co-worker the most hilarious thing to brighten up your day.

You've been feeling sick, had a terrible day at work and have to do a few hours overtime.

You find out you and your favorite co-worker are the only ones left at work for the rest of the time.

"Man, this day is kanker met slagroom."

by Annie&Sjakie March 8, 2024

Kinder Surprise

When you push your fart too hard, and you get a little something extra.

"I went for a good fart but it ended up a kinder surprise"

by jermayyandstanlelele April 20, 2024