junkathon

When someone eats or drinks non-stop junk food for a long period of time, we call it a "junkathon"

Example One: "John's cat died today, hes on a Junkathon."

Example Two: "Sammie's preganant, and yesterday she had an insane junkathon. She had three Ice Cream Cones and went to McDonnalds four times!"

by Fesuasda May 3, 2009

Jankst

This is the state of being stoned from weed that is to the point that you could honestly say that you don't know your name and you have no clue what the fuck is going on but still feel amazingly happy.

"After smoking that ounce of g-13 haze, I was so jankst"

by TANK & JAKE June 15, 2009

Junk Fist

When you place ones fist in someones genitals with great force. AKA Cock Punch

So Jamie is walking down the street whe steve grabs her boob without permission. Jamie immidatly gives him the Junk Fist dropping Steve to the ground holding his balls and screaming three octaves higher.

by The fat ogre of ABQ July 30, 2009

Junk-Trunk Gap

1. Male Taint
2. The region between the Penis and Balls (Junk), and the butthole(Trunk)

1. Junk-trunk gap give it a slap.
2. He enjoyed a visit to the junk-trunk gap during orgasm.

by One nice bun August 2, 2009

junkfunk

cool object or clothing that has been brought back to life often recycled, usually a retro feel, retro chic, cool retro clothing,

that 50's telephone is very junkfunk

by woarjacky August 3, 2009

junk sniff

one who sniffs junk

That person is such a junk sniff

by The Sniffer of the Junk September 22, 2010

Junk Mail

The act of gloryholing through a mail box slot.

gloryhole Junk Mail

by Daywalker1989 April 29, 2011