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1-800-got-junk

A company that gets rich off eviction notices.
Someone tied to the company 1-800-got-junk might not only help get rid of your stuff, they might try and help get you evicted, that way somebody will call the company, even if none of the stuff in your home was junk to you.
by Solid Mantis March 20, 2020
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Junk Mail

Guy 1: So you get yo dick sucked last night?

Guy 2: Yeah, but i didn't feel like looking at her face so I junk mailed her.
by JV25 April 20, 2011
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Junk Space

The amount of room for male genitalia in a given pair of underwear.
Dude why is your hand in your pants?
I'm fixing my dick.
Whats wrong with it?
Its all stuck together because these briefs have no junk space bro.
by KAEDENBENNETT September 17, 2012
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Junk

"It's a fusion of jazz and funk. It's called Junk"
Person 1: Will you please fondle my junk.

Person 2: Sure.
by fiery_y_king March 9, 2020
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Junk Fuck

A person who rides around in an old beat up pick up truck looking through peoples trash for metal scrap to take to the junkyard to exchange for cash.
Junk Fuck: "You got major electrical problems, dude"

Ken: "Who was that guy?":

Brian: "Oh, some Junk Fuck"
by Superood February 18, 2023
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Junk Bonding

Actively pursuing making friends with the wrong people for alternative gain or for self sabotage.
Example one:

Mike: Why are you talking to that guy?
John: Oh I'm junk bonding so that I can get us those football tickets.

Example two:

Howard: I have never understood why you talk to that woman.
Pete: I'm junk bonding with her cause I'm in a dark place and I need to see this through.
by Wholeeyo October 26, 2022
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Junked

Away with it/too far gone/over indulged in either alcohol or crack cocaine or tenants super
Fuck sake mick check the nick a him he’s junked out his box
by Cra341 May 22, 2025
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