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bob jon

When a girl is sleeping, you stick your balls in her mouth, then take a picture, mail it to her three days later, and on the back you write "You got bob jon'd Bitch!"
Oh my God! I just got bob jon'd!!!!!!
by Fat Fuckerrrrr January 10, 2009
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lil jon

Beatsmith and pioneer of Krunk music.
Beats and screams designed simply to get rowdy and repraxent your set. Major Nationwide hit with Put yo Hood up that starts by naming a dozen cities often ignored by major media 3rd ward, funky town, Decatur, etc..

Original and Ground Breaking beats influenced by slam dancing and agressive percussion. Lil Jon's signature rolls and basslines are un-matched currently in the club set.

The whole ATL/HOU scene are major BME fanatics.
oooookayyyyy!

yeeeaaah!

Well, oooookayyyyy!
by egokilla January 6, 2004
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Going out to a bar/club as a married man while not wearing your wedding band, and proceeding to be seen/photographed cheating on your wife.
My man JG was totally pulling a Jon and Kate plus 8 this weekend in Atlantic City.
by Ya Boy BG May 6, 2009
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Dirty Jon

The act of sticking one’s arm so far up the male’s ass so he continuously vomits
Did ya hear Jeff had a dirty jon last Tuesday?
by 6996dirtysanchez6969 April 12, 2020
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big jon

1)a big guy who loves to drink beer and get high.

2) very good story teller, no one knows if he stories are true, or how they come about, but they sure do make good high conversations.

3)best roller of the piff in the land.
1) yo big jon drank to much and smoked to much so he had bad dominoes again.

2) dude, last nite i went to canada with my frat, and got jerked off by a stripper, after that she went n bought me piff. omg man it was fucking awesome.

3) look at the perfection, no one rolls better then me.
by sir smoke a-lot April 13, 2007
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to pull a Jon

Excessive masturbation as to cause extreme and permanent pain in one's spinal column. Serious cases can lead to imobility and possibly impotency.
Josef was unable to play basketball, since he pulled a Jon last night.
by Chris April 19, 2005
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brande and jon

Brande and Jon are perfect!
by Crazylove111 June 20, 2017
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