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Retard Jon

Retard Jon is a person who was not born retarded but simply drank himself retarded.
by dopelemon June 11, 2020
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"hey imma go Jon real quick brb"
" I can't be very explicit now, but I was *jonning* about 20 mins ago that's why I didn't pick your call up"
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jon /dzorn/
definition: it is a Ghanaian Pidgin word describing a person or a thing which is uncool, stupid or childish.
This guy doesn’t know any of the latest songs, he is so jon.”
by GhanaVocabulary July 23, 2020
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A monster who seduces young boys .
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Jon is when someone is being Jon. When the person is just so fucking annoying and stupid, jon.
Don’t be friends with jon people they can ruin your life.
Me: Omg bro look at what he/she posted

Friend: Ah this guy/girl, he’s/she’s just too jon chale
by Jon is taken so Jon August 19, 2020
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Jon is the kindest, most compassionate, caring, understanding, funny, loving, goofy, cute person you'll ever meet. He has the most gorgeous, white, pearly smile, that is so contagious, within a matter of seconds you'll be smiling too. He is physically very cute, with beautiful brown eyes, big dimples, tan skin and very tall. He is very affectionate vocally and gives the best cuddles and kisses, that make you feel so loved. He has the most amazing heart someone could ever have and is always determined to do his best. He is someone who is very understanding and wishes everyone the best in any circumstance. He is a family orientated person who is a mamma's boy. His goofiness is adorable and you will constantly have fun. He is very accepting and you never feel like you need to change your personality for him. He has the best sense of humour and will continue to make you laugh. He never wants you to feel down and will always check up on you too make sure you feel happy and safe. He is an amazing boyfriend who is charming and loving.
Jon will never fail to amaze you!
by Starstar_05 September 7, 2020
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